signs your unicorn is cheating on you
(from mcsweeney's lists)
SIGNS YOUR UNICORN IS CHEATING ON YOU
Seems emotionally distant and uninterested
Wears fancier tail ribbons
Starts working out at the gym
Quickly closes its laptop when you walk into its enchanted den
Credit card bill full of charges to area elf lodges
The "three C's": confrontation, criticism, and complaints
Every time you say the word "magic" it sighs forlornly
Is making a movie with Angelina Jolie
...also, Jokes Made by Robots. For Robots., including:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.
SIGNS YOUR UNICORN IS CHEATING ON YOU
Seems emotionally distant and uninterested
Wears fancier tail ribbons
Starts working out at the gym
Quickly closes its laptop when you walk into its enchanted den
Credit card bill full of charges to area elf lodges
The "three C's": confrontation, criticism, and complaints
Every time you say the word "magic" it sighs forlornly
Is making a movie with Angelina Jolie
...also, Jokes Made by Robots. For Robots., including:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.