New Years
New Years was a blast. Hollie / Paul called which was a nice surprise but unfortunately i get no service at eric's place, so i dropped a bunch of calls.
i tried smoking a cigar. it wasn't that much fun. then i started babbling about smoking pot because if i had to pollute my lungs, i might as well get something out of it. also near the end of the night, we were playing asshole and i was nestled between kristen and aubrey. i was comfortable, so aubrey ended up holding my cards and kristen was throwing them down for me. i really didn't have to do anything but sit there and be cool. we came up with a good rule for asshole. basically if a woman is supposed to be president, the next "able bodied male" instead gets to be president. whose ever heard of a woman president? jenny spent the entire night spilling things on eric's carpet. its lucky we had some carpet cleaner.
anyway, the best moment was when we went to bed. apparently jenny passed as soon as she layed down, then she proceeded to vomit in her sleep. she covered herself, the sheets, the floor, and dave's brand new 200$ 1000 thread count, bright white pillow case. jenny wakes up and exclaims "when did i do that?" we were informed that the vomit was flourescent and had the consistency of a paste.
i tried smoking a cigar. it wasn't that much fun. then i started babbling about smoking pot because if i had to pollute my lungs, i might as well get something out of it. also near the end of the night, we were playing asshole and i was nestled between kristen and aubrey. i was comfortable, so aubrey ended up holding my cards and kristen was throwing them down for me. i really didn't have to do anything but sit there and be cool. we came up with a good rule for asshole. basically if a woman is supposed to be president, the next "able bodied male" instead gets to be president. whose ever heard of a woman president? jenny spent the entire night spilling things on eric's carpet. its lucky we had some carpet cleaner.
anyway, the best moment was when we went to bed. apparently jenny passed as soon as she layed down, then she proceeded to vomit in her sleep. she covered herself, the sheets, the floor, and dave's brand new 200$ 1000 thread count, bright white pillow case. jenny wakes up and exclaims "when did i do that?" we were informed that the vomit was flourescent and had the consistency of a paste.