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Sometimes I wish that we were just the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210. I wouldn't have to be looking for roommates to fill 2 spots by 4:00 PM tomorrow, because you all would be going to school here and we'd all be living together in the beach house. We don't have to do any real work at school because we'd probably just sleep with the teachers and get our A's that way. Don't get me wrong--We'd have our problems. It's just that it'd be nothing that couldn't be solved in 47 minutes, barring commercials. Granted, we'd all be addicted to drugs at one time or another. Inevitably, one of our boyfriends would beat us. One or more of us would get sucked into a cult. One of us would decide we were a lesbian for about 3 weeks. One of us would go on a modeling job and the place we were staying with other models would burn down and we'd get out with but a small scar but the other model would be horribly burned and then we'd find out she's in love with us. Since we're all main characters none of us would die--at least not for the 10 years that we're in syndication. Once in a while we'd complain about how rich we all are and don't connect with the common man. Bryan's already like Brandon, OK?? He's working at Krysiak's, which could be like the Peach Pit! So. California, anyone?