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Feb 01, 2006 14:44

It all started out innocently enough. Shira asked if I had ever seen any "Unico" movies as a child, magical adventures involving a beady-eyed, unicornish creature who has fantastic adventures trying to find his origin. I said I hadn't and so she set off to find pictures, DVDs, anything that she could show me to share in her childhood delight. Unfortunately, she used Google image search for "unico" and we inadvertantly stumbled across this page...

http://www.macrophile.com/~cerine/main.htm

Careful, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into by visiting that site... here, let me show you:



Those balloons read "happy birthday".

Apparently there's a whole network of people out there that are into balloon furry fetishes. They like to imagine themselves as being balloons full of air, who can inflate, deflate, and- I quote- "still squirt various liquids". Of course, the proper explaination as to how they do this is "magic", as stated in the F.A.Q. on the page I linked to above. I'm sorry, I don't normally judge people, but this page just scares me...

And I thought I was fucked up..
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