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So tonight was my 5 MOTNH ANNIVERSARY WITH M BOYFRIENS AND I GOT DRUNK AT HE GAY FRAT AND IT WAS REALLY FU NAND WE WERE DANCING AND MAKING OUT IN FRON T OF THE GU YAND THE GIRL HE LOST HIS VIRIGNITY TO!! HAHAHAH!!! AND THEY"RE SO UGLY AND IT MAKES ME A LITLTE DEPRESSED THAT I'M IN A BOAT IWITH THEM CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE SHIIIIIIT!!! AND SO THEN he gives me this CRAZY AMAZING LAPDANCE and I'm like, "fuck yeah baby! WE NEED TO GHO BACK TO MY DORM AND SCREW LIKE BUNNIES!" and he was like, "::IRAQI ACCENT:: NO, I'M TOO DRUNK!!!" and I'm all upset so I'm going to go jerk off, peel my face off, and cry because my boyfriend won't touch me in my no-no spot.
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