this is what i did when i skipped school- BECAUSE I AM COOL.
i stay home from school
because i am cool, not a fool.
i like to play pool
not really, but its cool.
jews are hott
and ooze is not.
i like weenises (haha merc)
more than penises.
i like money
it tastes funny.
almost like honey
but a little more sunny.
i like the rain
and enjoy being vain.
i like champagne
and i like chow mein.
cocaine can make me go insane.
the sound of congos make me want to dance.
i want to go to france
and find romance with trance.
o good lord,
i am bored.
i will now diminish and finish...