some stuff
Harry Hill Quotes
When you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing. You know what they do with that? They send it to Ann Summers and she makes those fancy pants.
My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation poisining a few months back!
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
When you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing. You know what they do with that? They send it to Ann Summers and she makes those fancy pants.
My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation poisining a few months back!
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.