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so we have an office dog. it's the attorney's dog. the attorney is named Ben. there is also a CPA here. her name is Sharon. the dog is named Skeeter.
ok.
so Sharon likes Skeeter a lot, and takes good care of him. so sometimes when Skeeter has to go out, he goes to Sharon instead of Ben. well Skeeter went to the potty this morning around 9 15, and Sharon comes in the office and says:
"he really had to go! he went a lot!"
and i'm thinking...hmm...interesting conversation for 9 15 am.
about 5 minutes ago, Sharon took Skeeter out again, comes back in and this conversation ensues:
Sharon: He had to go again! What are you feeding this dog?
Ben: number one or number two?
Sharon: Two! And a lot of it!
Ben: Wow! Good job Skeeter!
What?? He gets congratulated when he takes a shit...?
ok.
so Sharon likes Skeeter a lot, and takes good care of him. so sometimes when Skeeter has to go out, he goes to Sharon instead of Ben. well Skeeter went to the potty this morning around 9 15, and Sharon comes in the office and says:
"he really had to go! he went a lot!"
and i'm thinking...hmm...interesting conversation for 9 15 am.
about 5 minutes ago, Sharon took Skeeter out again, comes back in and this conversation ensues:
Sharon: He had to go again! What are you feeding this dog?
Ben: number one or number two?
Sharon: Two! And a lot of it!
Ben: Wow! Good job Skeeter!
What?? He gets congratulated when he takes a shit...?