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FOX is doing a special on OJ Simpson.
And it's called "Trail of Blood: If I killed her, this is how I did it".
(Or something like that. I can't remember the name exactly. Either way it's stupid.)
So what we have is:
"No, Jury, I did not murder that woman. But, TV audience, IF I were to have killed her...well....this is how it would have been done.
In case you wanted to know how to do that. For future reference."
What??