Mar 02, 2004 05:24
i'm in a hotel in new york.
american witches are crazy when it comes to music--i walked into my room and there were TWO GIRLS AND A BOY, VERY MUCH UNDERAGE, hiding behind the bed. bloody hell. i got them out with an autograph, but REALLY. CRAZY!111
so, according to shane, what i have is something called jetlag--which is why i am up at 5 in the morning watching some muggle show called 'Who's the Boss?'. i've watched 3 and a half episodes and i still don't know who the bloody boss is?!!11111111111 and trust me, this will drive me absolutely batty!!1
in fact, i will begin my show tomorrow with the following monologue:
witches and wizards gathered before me today, we have a problem. we as humanity have a horrible deplorable problem. we are aware of an entity placed above us--a 'Big Brother' character as Orwell referred to is as--a boss character who calls the all the shots. this being is greater than any ministry or international government--greater than any institution wizard and muggle alike. this boss...who is it? WHO IS THE BOSS?!?!?!?! i, i do not know. And neither does this Nick at Night you have here! so i challenge you all--find the boss. find the boss and bring him to me....and, errrrrr, i'll give you a free CD!1111
on the other hand, maybe i won't.
but seriously, who's the boss?