Today You Learn About: Nothing In Particular
You probably have not been wondering where I have been all this time and I have a very legitimate answer to your non-enquiry.
I was kidnapped by evil mongoose pixes (of the antiok dynasty).
They took me to an underground caverns and tickled me and also did strange experiments such as hitting my libs with chicken drumsticks to see if they would turn green or remain flesh-coloured.
Afterwards we had a few beers and watched the complete first season of Sex And The City. Can you BELIEVE that Miranda? she's just the craziest.
Anyway, thanks to efforts from the Norwegian Council of Waste Removal, I've sucessfully made it home and am now enjoying frequent expressos at my local Costa.
Thats the story I've been advised to stick with anyway.
7% of Llamas corroborate this story.
I was kidnapped by evil mongoose pixes (of the antiok dynasty).
They took me to an underground caverns and tickled me and also did strange experiments such as hitting my libs with chicken drumsticks to see if they would turn green or remain flesh-coloured.
Afterwards we had a few beers and watched the complete first season of Sex And The City. Can you BELIEVE that Miranda? she's just the craziest.
Anyway, thanks to efforts from the Norwegian Council of Waste Removal, I've sucessfully made it home and am now enjoying frequent expressos at my local Costa.
Thats the story I've been advised to stick with anyway.
7% of Llamas corroborate this story.