Why you gotta act like you know when you don’t know?
Alright. Here's my situation report. It is midnight and in 14 hours I have an exam that I have not done all the reading for. That is not to worry though. About 11 months ago i was able to handle this and get an A- on the exam. The only difference is I have not been dumped recently and depressed, nor have I been drinking, and instead of two, only have one exam to nail. I can do this. I would be a lot more relaxed and cool though if I had a fifth of gin and twice as much tonic with a nice tub of ice, but I'll manage. My 3 liter jug of apple juice will do just fine. I'll lay down in bed for 2 or 3 hours and read some Locke and review with spark notes. Then I will read Freud. I will then examine the old exams and start to take notes on how I would respond to those questions. I will also read my friends old essays to make sure I can be prepared for the possible 3rd essay question in case one of the two I'm prepping for aren't on the exam. I will go to my exam at 2PM. I will walk out at 4PM. I will then shoot the shit, so to speak, and have a good day. Then I repeat the cycle of study for my final exam come tuesday. From then on, it is smooth sailing till I get back stateside. I'm scared that I'm leaving so soon.