Mar 11, 2009 21:24
1. My ex... now lives in the UK.
2. Maybe I should... get a real job
3. I love... debauchery
4. People would say that I'm... a guy they know.
5. I don't understand why people... don't want to f*ck me.
6. When I wake up in the morning... I get out of bed.
7. I lost my... benign tumor in surgery.
8. Life is full of... awesome people.
9. My past is... nowhere near as cool as my future will be.
10. I get annoyed... when I see the news.
11. Parties are... much better with perverts.
12. I wish... I had more confidence in my own abilities.
13. Dogs.. are awesome.
14. Cats... are not as good as dogs
15. Tomorrow... I continue my search for work.
16. I have low tolerance... of unethical behaviour.
17. If I had a million dollars... I'd want a million more.
18. I'm totally terrified... of the future.
19. My spouse... is more talented than most people would believe.
20. I wish... life was easier than it is.