This is what happens when I'm home with Maggie all day, every day.
Maggie - Mommy?
Tina - Yes, Maggie?
Maggie - Can we play the duck game?
Tina - The duck game? I don't know what that is, baby. How do you play it?
Maggie - Well, you get two ducks and you dig a hole in the ground and then you chase the ducks around until they fall in a hole and then you poke them with a stick.
Tina - That sounds kinda mean, don't you think? Besides, we don't have any ducks.
Maggie - Huh? You forgot to pack the ducks? Aww, maaan!
Tina - Yes, Maggie?
Maggie - Can we play the duck game?
Tina - The duck game? I don't know what that is, baby. How do you play it?
Maggie - Well, you get two ducks and you dig a hole in the ground and then you chase the ducks around until they fall in a hole and then you poke them with a stick.
Tina - That sounds kinda mean, don't you think? Besides, we don't have any ducks.
Maggie - Huh? You forgot to pack the ducks? Aww, maaan!