WH13 eps 3 & 4

Aug 02, 2011 20:52

I know that I promised to do episodes 2 & 3 but my DVR deleted 2 and I really don’t wanna take the time to download it. So instead here’s 3 & 4-without screencaps because I’m doing this on my break at work. :)

“Love sick”

Salt Lake City and there’s something weird going on in the E.R.-of course there’s something weird going on b/c it wouldn’t be warehouse if something weird wasn’t going on.
And there’s Artie’s doctor lady friend. And I love that the “kids” are giving his crap about going to see Vanessa. It’s adorable. They’re like his children, or like puppies. Have I mentioned that Artie reminds me of a guy I went to school with? Because he totally does.
“Did I not leave enough food in your bowl?” xD See, even Artie thinks they’re like puppies. So Artie and Claudia are off to Salt Lake City; leaving the “kids/puppies” at home unsupervised…yeah, cause that’s gonna end well.
Oh Artie, you’re so socially awkward. It makes for hours of endless entertainment.

“Cough, cough said the uncomfortable young person.” Thanks Claudia for giving me something to say during moments of awkward silence. Batman reference ftw!!! “Oh, oh I get it the CDC is your Bruce Wayne daytime face but you spend your dark nights with the warehouse…” Oh Claudia, if you weren’t already my favorite character this would probably make you it. And it hurts my soul a little bit that Artie didn’t catch the Batman reference. “Riddle me this Batgirl.” <3 <3
And now I have a sudden urge to watch 60’s Batman. ^_^

I’m not gonna lie, the first time I watched this episode and they said that the women were turning to clay the first thing I thought of was the episode of The Middleman (which I ADORE) with the Terracotta warrior. Yes, I know my mind goes to weird places.

And Pete and Myka wake up in bed together. [I’m hardcore squealing uncontrollably on the inside] :)
Is it just me or does Myka seem a little preoccupied by the whole “naked” thing? Because she keeps using that word. (No, I did not almost quote The Princess Bride right then…well, maybe a little.)
“Oh my God I’m blond! What did you do?”
-“Hey don’t blame me. I’m good but I’ve never changed a woman’s hair.” This episode CRACKS me up. No lie.
I like that when Pete flips the cover back and finds Artie’s toothbrush he jumps back like he’s afraid it’s going to bite him.

Claudia is having waaaaay too much fun watching Artie and Vanessa interact. It’s like reality television only better.
“A jog?”
-“I could buy shorts.” o_O
That is a scary, scary thought.
The thing I love about this show is the vaguely steampunk edge it has.

The more I stare at Myka’s bright hair the more I like it.
“Aw look, we’re spooning.”
-No we’re not.” xD
“Ooh, almost saw one of the Tetons.” And all is right with the world; Pete’s making boob jokes/references again. :)

“What’s going on there?”
-“Nothing. Nobody had sex.”
Wow Pete. You need to work on the brain to mouth filter.
Random singing voicemails are the best. Yeah Myka, wander off before Artie notices your hair is a completely different color. Of course since the Farnsworth is black and white it would probably take him a while but still.

“Let’s see if one of them whammied us into whammy-ing each other.” Your grasp of the English language never fails to impress me Pete. :)
This feels like the Hangover. Because it’s like fifteen minutes before they realize Steve is missing. And Pete’s shoes. “He always answers his cell.” Except when it’s left somewhere that he is not.

And gosh and golly go figure it’s a computer virus amplified by an artifact. That’s kinda creepy. And there’s a creepy teenager in a van. Creepy, creepy, creepy. Creeee-py. Why yes, I could say creepy a few more times.

Hugo!!! <3
And Artie has competition for Vanessa’s affections.
Drama, drama, drama…

And Pete gets shocked by a Tesla coil. I <3 Tesla coils, they’re so spiffy.
Ooh, flashback! Reminds me of Highlander.
Doodle-ooo, doodle-ooo, doodle-ooo {That would be the Wayne’s World “flashback”/”scene change” sound effect in case anybody was wondering.}
Oh Pete, not everybody thinks you’re hott. I mean, I’m all for you runnin’ around shirtless more often but apparently Steve doesn’t appreciate it. And somehow I knew that was what Pete was gonna do when he found out Steve was gay.
Steve’s face cracks me up. He’s like “AHHHHH!!!” I’ve been in situations like that where the only thing you can do is shut your eyes and cry a little on the inside.
Pete has a point about ray guns and movies. Except for the part of “Return of the Jedi” where Leia gets shot in the arm. Whaddya have to say about that Pete? Huh? Yeah, I know my Star Wars movies. I’m not afraid to admit that.
Myka’s laugh is adorable. And Steve’s like ‘WTH is goin’ on here.’
“We did get drunk…sorta.”
-“If I woulda gotten drunk I woulda slept with someone….” *simultaneous gasp*

And we’re back to the creepy computer virus-y thing. Vanessa’s all like “Get your arm off me please” and Artie’s a sad panda.

Of course Pete was playing with Walt Disney’s paint brush and Myka had a little too much fun with Marilyn Monroe’s hairbrush. And there’s Steve’s Tesla, without Steve. Oh noes!!
And of course Steve has to be the responsible adult of the group. Because Lord knows that somebody has to keep an eye on Myka and Pete.
“We did something to Steve.”
-“Something bad.”
“Something very bad.”
Gee Myka whatever gave you that idea? Could it be the fact that he’s missing his phone, his Tesla and you have no idea where he is?
AND there’s a trailer for Conan. There aren’t words for how excited I am for that movie. It’s Ronan. Which is brilliant casting cause Jason’s a total badass and any SGA fans who don’t like Conan (I’m sure they exist somewhere) will probably go see it cause he’s in it and any Conan fans who aren’t SGA fans might become SGA fans. And I’m babbling. That’s my bad. :)

And now Artie’s pitching a temper tantrum. He must not have learned how to share as a child. “Just cause they were an item during the civil war…” Oh Claudia, you make me smile. And they have a heart-to-heart. Aw!! Touching moment. “Artie, it’s hope-how can it be false?”

And creepy guy is creepy. And so it his van. And now Hugo’s infected. And they all have to stay in the store. Artie and Claudia high-five through the door. Less than 6 hour? Well that sucks. Hardcore.

“That would never happen.”
“I would never do that.”
“I don’t think of you like that.”
Hmmm….to quote Shakespeare (Or possibly paraphrase cause as previously stated my Shakespeare is a little rusty) ‘Methinks the Lady doth protest too much’. You’re making a REALLY big deal out of it Myka. And it sounds to me like you’re trying to convince yourself more than anything. And they stuck Steve in the bronzer.
And drunk!Myka and drunk!Pete are hilarious. And they’re too wasted to realize that they can’t unbronze him. Way to go guys. Speaking of Pete and Myka that reminds me, I went to the zoo with some of my friends including a guy who is totally the Pete to my Myka (cause even though Claudia is my favorite I’m more like Myka) and he decided that the world would be a better place if to graduate high school you had to survive for two weeks in a zoo like place where the animals were roaming about and the only thing you could bring in there was a small pocket knife. We also decided that if the zombie apocalypse were to happen that we’d actually survive, and then we’d have to do our duty and repopulate the world. Is it wrong to be praying for a zombie apocalypse? :)
Awkward conversation is awkward. Golem. That makes me want to watch Inglourious Basterds. And Claudia is chasing down the badguy. Go Claudia go! What she couldn’t hit him while he was running? Maybe she needs to do some target practice?

I’ll say it again, drunk!Pete and drunk!Myka are hilarious. Oh Myka, just admit it-you wanted to see Pete naked. It’s ok, we won’t think any less of you. And Steve has no idea what happened. Poor baby.

And Artie cures everybody. Yey! And Vanessa would rather have somebody who sees her as the person she is now, not the pot-smoking hippie she used to be. Aw, they’re adorable and Claudia is excited for them. And “Creepy FBI Sally” still makes me cringe.

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“Queen for a day”
(This is the first time I’ve seen this episode. So we’ll see what happens when I commentate as I’m watching it.)
Epic zoom in is epic. And we’re in the ovoid quarantine. With Pete who is doing his best Tom Cruise in Top Gun. Of course Steve has never see Top Gun. Idk why not I mean, it’s only the best movie ever. It’s the epic love story of Maverick and Iceman. [Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer in case you, like Steve have not seen it.] Sure, he romances the chick in the movie but really it’s all about the love/hate relationship between Maverick and Iceman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA

Claudia and Steve are at a Civil War reenactment? Me likey. Yeah, I said it.
And Pete is being the five year old we all know and love. Artie has a cold? Aw. Poor baby. Now Pete’s fallen out of his chair. An ex-wife? Why doesn’t that surprise me? It seems like all of my favorite guys from Syfy shows have ex-wives: Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard and now Pete Lattimer.

Oh Jeri Ryan, why are you in everything lately? I feel like you’re stalking me. Cue awkward moment Pete. The way he just said “Amanda” reminded me of “Can’t Hardly Wait”. I don’t know why, it just did. And now I want to watch that movie. I love that movie. Everybody’s in it. Dr. McSparkly from those vampire movies I don’t like, Bobby Ray from Sweet Home Alabama, Precious Seth Green, little Jack from Hook (except he’s all grown up)…and I’m off-topic again. Oh well, it’s a great 90’s movie and you should watch it, and Top Gun if you’ve never seen them. Anyway, moving right along…
Ooh, for once Pete isn’t oblivious. Good job guys, leaving civilians alone with artifacts. Nice save Myka. And now Pete has to be the responsible adult handling the “kids” with the nine billion questions. Aw, Pete you need a hug. Hug him Jeri Ryan. Or not. I’d hug him. He’s adorable. ‘Too precious for this world’ to quote Supernatural.
And the “kids” have 900 more questions. Go on Myka, hug him. You know you wanna. Aw, he’s a hopeless romantic underneath it all. That’s adorable. Yep, I still like that word, that and creepy. Adorable, adorable, adorable. Creepy, creepy, creepy. Sorry, “I’ve had a lot of sugar today” to quote Hannibal King from Blade: Trinity.

Back to the Civil War reenactment. Where it appears Claudia is telling Steve her life-story. Ooh, I bet Steve has an interesting backstory. Which will probably show up later b/c like Claudia is saying at this exact moment the past doesn’t always stay in the past. He looks pretty good in the Confederate uniform I have to say. Claudia, not so much. But then again, the outfit wasn’t designed for boobs.

And now all her peeps are gonna follow her around and try to protect her from everything. Just like bees. And of course Pete was kicked out of the Boy Scouts. “Bee-hold” Oh Pete, you remind me of my friend Grace. You guys would get along great.
“I’m gonna go see if there’s a moat b/c I…love the moats.” Lol Myka. At least you’re better at getting out of awkward situations than Sam from Supernatural. With his “I have to go…over there…right now.”
I’ve always wanted to go to a reenactment. You’d think we’d have some somewhere in the state, what with Oklahoma being a Southern territory and all. And there is that battlefield not too far from my house. Although Historians can’t decide where the Battle of Round mountain ACTUALLY took place so there are a couple of places that claim to be the site of the Battle of Round Mountain.
And now we’re back to Pete and his ex-wife. Pete is a gracious loser. And he and Myka are totally matching-her jacket and his shirt. Run guys run!!
And the stinger is in Pete’s ex-wife.

Claudia Donovan, you are my hero. And you’re adorable in that flouncy dress. But you’re southern accent isn’t that great, not so bad as to make me wanna cry in a corner but not great either. And she has a mini-Tesla. That’s kinda hardcore awesome.
Aw, Precious…I mean, Steve had a big sister. This would be a hug moment. And she keeps pulling things outta her boobs. They are quite handy for holding things.

And Amanda is the queen bee and Artie is drinking his cough syrup in his coffee or tea or whatever. Nice shot Pete. And commence the sneaking. And it looks like they’re going to sacrifice her future husband. “Boogity-Boogity”? Once again Pete, your grasp of the English language amazes me. And Myka is kicking ass with a sword. Go Myka! Well, that was anti-climactic. Everybody is all banged up. Best wedding ever! Awkward goodbye moment. That turns into a bonding moment between the ex-husband and new husband.

Back in the ovoid quarantine. And Pete and Myka have a bonding moment. And Claudia is looking Steve’s sister up. Aw don’t make sad faces Jinksy you’re gonna make me sad. :(
And Artie is kinda creeping on his “kids”.

Ooh, HG Wells. “The game is afoot”? If they would make it a crossover with Sanctuary and have Peter Wingfield on it I would be a very happy fangirl. Cause he’s awesome. And Methos was always my favorite Highlander character.
Anyway, that concludes this installment of “Bri pretends the world cares what she has to say about television shows” henceforth shortened to “Bri commentates on WH13”. :)
Maybe next week there’ll be screencaps again.

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