[fic] ashtraythief: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
[ Jared/Jensen ]
Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Writer: ashtraythief
Status of work: complete
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: [Click to read]Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets
Length: 11,000 words
Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up
Reccer's notes:The most adorable of J2 creature-fics, told in hilariously delightful fashion via the dynamic duo of Kim Rhodes and Felicia Day. An absolute must-read.
Don't forget to check out the (NSFW!) art by kjanddean
[Short excerpt]
“We’re doomed,” Felicia said, voice empty, staring at the screen with dread in her eyes. “They’re going to kill each other over beets and then the fae and the dragons will go to war and there’ll be a zombie apocalypse and we’ll all die.”