"The One With all of The Resolutions"
Yeah, the subject is the title of an episode of Friends I thought it would be fun for everyone to try to figure out which episode. Anyhooters... I'd like to give a special thanks to tanning. I woke up this morning and my skin looked freakishly good. I'm gonna shit a kid when I get melanoma though. I just got back from a restaurant where I had a waitress and she... Hit on me! Woot! Such a confidence boost; I wish that all the ugly people in the world got to feel that experience. Which reminds me that I have to call Dave. Anyway, thank god for beer, it helps ugly people everywhere have sex. Oh, and I was supposed to see Elyse today. She's an old friend who I flirt with. She didn't call me though so I didn't bother even tryign to contact her. I wasn't going to call her to find out that she made other plans like she does every other time I make plans with her. Newsflash: it gets annoying! Well then, I'm going to go because I'm on the phone with Kathy-Janny!