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Jan 17, 2006 19:40

Dear Melissa,

Dinner was yummy. I like free meals.

Love, Lindsay

Dear Weather,

You crazy, man! You crazy!!!!

Love, Lindsay

Dear Southeast Works,

I know you sent out a memo about using/losing holiday paid time off. I understand I have 27.5 hours to use up before March 1st. But if my manager ignores all my requests for time off, how exactly can I use up time? And if I cannot get it approved, why can't you just pay me the goddamn hours? I mean, it's not my fault there's not enough capable staff to cover 24 hour care. Please get back to me on on this subject.

Love, Lindsay.

Dear Andy,

I know you're gay. Don't lie. It's okay to say boyfriend. You don't have to make a big deal out of it and say that he's a friend that's a boy. Don't worry, your homosexuality has nothing to do with how much I hate you. I hate you just enough already.

Kisses!!! Lindsay.

Dear Adelphia,

I know this is old news, but I hate you.

Love, Lindsay.

Dear Jackpot,

Let's get married!!!

Love, Lindsay.

Dear faithful bartenders at Yankee's and Vinny's,

I always enjoy your services.

Love, Lindsay.

Dear 'tards,

If I must be here during the 8 o'clock hour on Tuesdays, I'm gonna watch Gilmore Girls. You all have TV's in your room, go watch them there. My taxes keep this house running, so I don't feel bad.

Love, Lindsay.

Dear Pot Monster,

What did you do to all my pot?!?!?!?!

Love, Lindsay.

Dear Tom,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Love, Lindsay.

Dear Corrine,

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Love, Lindsay.

Dear Del,

Just come and visit for the love of Jesus!!!

Love, hugs and kisses, Lindsay.

Dear Nicole and Conway,

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH, I DUNNO WHAT I'M GONNA DO!!!!!!

HAHA!!! Love, Lindsay.

Dear Computer,

Why don't you love me?

Love, Lindsay.

Dear life,

C'mon, give me something to work with here!!!!!

Love, Lindsay.

Dear LJ,

I'm glad you're not myspace.

Love, Lindsay.
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