[drabble fic] Lois Lane in the Marvel U
Lois Lane in Marvel U
Rateing: PG-13ish
Characters: Lois Lane, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Doctor Doom
Summary: Lois Lane is taking a sabbatical from the DCU after the reboot and is spending her vacation in the Marvel Universe. That is all the backstory you're going to get.
Notes: This is a little terrible and doesn't make any sense. :|
On the bright side, someone had found her a coat. On the downside, there was still a rather enormous gaping hole in the side of her hotel.
Spider-Man sidled up to her and it was a little shocking to realize how tiny he was. For a hero anyway, but it was also entirely possible that she might have a little bit of a bias.
“Ms Lane, you really should let the paramedics take a look at that bump on your head.”
He had been treating her with a sort of obvious awe all night (not that the “Oh my god, do you know who you are” hadn’t been a clue she was dealing with a fanboy under all that tight spandex), which was only just starting to wear a little thin. Lois gave him a look out of the corner of her eye that had him backing up a step or two.
“I mean. You know, just to be on the safe side.”
Wolverine (and that was almost a little more like it. If she could take Spidey’s boyish charm and Wolverine’s body, it would be nearly right) announced his presence with a growl and a puff of smoke. “Give it up, web-head, the woman’s got her mind set.”
He gave her a once over that she returned with equal scrutiny, two boxers sizing up their opinion. “She doesn’t seem like the type to be sensible.”
Lois spoke, cutting off Spider-Man’s response. “I just defeated Doctor Doom with a sex toy and a lamp. Sensible does not cover tonight.”
Rateing: PG-13ish
Characters: Lois Lane, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Doctor Doom
Summary: Lois Lane is taking a sabbatical from the DCU after the reboot and is spending her vacation in the Marvel Universe. That is all the backstory you're going to get.
Notes: This is a little terrible and doesn't make any sense. :|
On the bright side, someone had found her a coat. On the downside, there was still a rather enormous gaping hole in the side of her hotel.
Spider-Man sidled up to her and it was a little shocking to realize how tiny he was. For a hero anyway, but it was also entirely possible that she might have a little bit of a bias.
“Ms Lane, you really should let the paramedics take a look at that bump on your head.”
He had been treating her with a sort of obvious awe all night (not that the “Oh my god, do you know who you are” hadn’t been a clue she was dealing with a fanboy under all that tight spandex), which was only just starting to wear a little thin. Lois gave him a look out of the corner of her eye that had him backing up a step or two.
“I mean. You know, just to be on the safe side.”
Wolverine (and that was almost a little more like it. If she could take Spidey’s boyish charm and Wolverine’s body, it would be nearly right) announced his presence with a growl and a puff of smoke. “Give it up, web-head, the woman’s got her mind set.”
He gave her a once over that she returned with equal scrutiny, two boxers sizing up their opinion. “She doesn’t seem like the type to be sensible.”
Lois spoke, cutting off Spider-Man’s response. “I just defeated Doctor Doom with a sex toy and a lamp. Sensible does not cover tonight.”