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[rockonbones]

[ It's hard to tell where Marceline is. Everywhere is dark except for her face, which is illuminated by the light of the communicator. Not creepy at all.You know, it's kinda a bummer that I won't be able to share in the annual "fleeting moment of empathy for the biggest weirdo in Ooo" festivities with the guys, but maybe this whole "Christmas"

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[reobserves]

W-- wait! [ wait, why is he even turning on the feed and talking to this girl since he definitely doesn't want to talk to this girl yet he is. since it's obviously important she at least knows this much. ]

It's not 'Bring Your Own Blood' or whatever at all..!

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[rockonbones]

So you'll be providing?

[ She can't help it she loves messing with him so much. It's her new favorite hobby. ]

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[reobserves]

[ He knew this was a bad idea, he knew it, he knew it.. ]

No! Why don't you go find some monster's blood or anything, i-if you'd need any at all..! [ there's a slight whimper. ]

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[rockonbones]

I bet yours tastes better.

[ Griiinnnn. This is how she gives compliments. ]

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[reobserves]

[ he's not sure if it's a compliment or just her trying to make him piss his pants again which he is pretty close to.. ]

Mine tastes gross, I bet! R-really, really gross!

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[rockonbones]

Guess we'll just have to find out, won't we!

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[reobserves]

H-how about we just not try to find out? That sounds good too, right?!

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[rockonbones]

Awwww, you are just too cute, trying to dissuade me. So cute I could just gobble you right up!

[ again, HORRIBLE COMPLIMENT. ]

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[reobserves]

[ he can't help but wonder if that was meant literally or not, he can't figure it out with this girl.. ]

Why did you have to put it that way..?! [ more whimpery sounds. ]

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[rockonbones]

I have no idea what you mean.

[ she totally does.

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[reobserves]

[ okay, okay, yukiteru, give her the benefit of the doubt, you can do this, man.. ]

Okay.. um.. [ deeeep breath. ] I think what they were talking about was something like 'bring your own beer' instead, just maybe..

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[rockonbones]

[ To his credit, she really didn't think of that. Who would want to bring booze when there's blood to be hand? Unless it's a strawberry daiquiri... ]

You sure? Because that seems like a gross alternative to blood.

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[reobserves]

Sorry, but.. I think most people would consider blood to be the gross alternative.. Most people are just human here, you know? [ clearly she's just misunderstood, he figured it out!! ]

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[rockonbones]

Human. Yeah. So weird...

[ Shrug. ]

Still, can't hurt to bring my own blood.

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[reobserves]

And.. where do you think to get this blood from?

[ he's not entirely sure if he wants to know.. ]

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[rockonbones]

Speaking of which, how would you like to be my escort to this party?