Dearest O-level.
Dear O-Level aka Ordinary Level,
There's like only 3 more days till your grand arrival,
I know the 3-days duration will be fugacious.
But please don't arrive so fast.
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
crawl slowly.
As slow as possible.
Maybe stop and have some tea at Kopitiam for every step you take on your way here.
Singapore's so bloody hot anyway.
It's absolutely important to replenish your body water potential or you may get dehydrated and get hospitalised...
Then again, go ahead and get hospitalised, more time for me to study anyway.
Oh and buy some fresh fruits in NTUC for your grandmother.
Pay some respects yaw.
JUST.
Arrive maybe ten weeks later?
Yours sincerely
Yun Jing
There's like only 3 more days till your grand arrival,
I know the 3-days duration will be fugacious.
But please don't arrive so fast.
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
crawl slowly.
As slow as possible.
Maybe stop and have some tea at Kopitiam for every step you take on your way here.
Singapore's so bloody hot anyway.
It's absolutely important to replenish your body water potential or you may get dehydrated and get hospitalised...
Then again, go ahead and get hospitalised, more time for me to study anyway.
Oh and buy some fresh fruits in NTUC for your grandmother.
Pay some respects yaw.
JUST.
Arrive maybe ten weeks later?
Yours sincerely
Yun Jing