Oklahoma Sucks Mrs. Schnieder's Hairy Tits
Well this was quite a weekend. As most of you know we played OU at Dallas this weekend. It started off fucking awesome. On friday afternoon, we all left for Dallas. Me and my pledgebrothers and our dates all piled onto one bus and preceded to get fucking wasted before we were half way there. It was some good times. I didnt quite make it all the way though. About five munites from the hotel I threw up multiple times on the bus. All my nice peanut butter and crackers came rushin out. The rest of friday night is a blur but I been told I passed out right outside the hotel in some bushes and stayed there untill my pledgetrainer picked me up and took me to my room. The next morning we had to partake in an annual pledge tradition: breakfast with jack. We all had to met at our pledgetrainers room at ten a.m. We lined up and we had to finish three handles of this nasty rum. It wouldnt of been so bad but a lot of my pledgebrothers werent there so we each had to take long pulls. I only threw up twice though. After that we all started pregaming. I didnt have tickets so I stayed at the hotel I just got really fucked up. More good times. During the game every time Texas would fuck up or OU would make a big play, me and my pledgebrothers that were there had to chug tabassco sauce. It wasnt too bad. After the game everybody was kinda down so people just drank alot more. I vaguely remember doing a keg stand with box wine. I dont really remember the rest. We left around noon the next morning. We lost but overall the weekend was badass. Man, that Gator game. Ouch. I cant even imagine what it must of been like to be at that Miami game Raj. I watched some of it. I just about had an heartattack because of that feildgoal. That would of been awesome if it had been a Miami vs. Texas Fiesta Bowl but next year looks promising. Thats nice you only have two weeks left of pledgeship. I dont finish till beginning of January. Carl and Brian, sounds like you had quite the weekend. That crazy Bona. No strip teases from Katie? I tell you what thanksgiving break we are all going to get so fuckin wasted. I might be able to pull off a party like old times. We will see what the parents are up to. I have procrastinated enough. I need to get to work. This weekend we have our big brother-little brother retreat. Should be fun. We go to some guy's ranch and our big brother make us do crazy shit. My big brother is pretty laid back so we will see how it goes. Alright Ill wrap this up. Let me just say that Oklahoma fuckin sucks and next year we will fuckin kick their asses. Adios.