Q&A (more like t&a....hahahahaha.....ugghhhhhhhhh)
This weekend was so full of beer and watered down liquor, sweet shows, slot machines, card tables, oxygen tanks connected to cigarettes, beer guts, bum legs, gashed open noggins, free ice cream and hot dogs, cooler ranch dorritos, crazy 5:30am ihop ladies, semi-creepy 5:30am ihop servers, talk of grundles and gooches, choch's and crotches and grizzlies, junk, puke, poop and piss, and finally some wicked stupid encounters with the Loveland PD that I'm surprised I'm here, alive and well enough to weave such a tale of intrigue, mystery, suspense, cliffhanger endings, potential sequels (maybe even threequels), villans, damsels, heroes, uninteresting plot filler characters and other side-story spinnoff novellas. Here's a quick outline of an important plot point:
Loveland PD: Where you headed tonight???
Me: Loveland
Loveland PD: Ughhhh, do you know where you are right now???
Me: Yes.......I'm in Loveland