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Dec 16, 2006 19:13

hatticusqfinch: i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
skylinehighrise: maybe it's in the cupboard, with the other 12
hatticusqfinch: I am not in the habit of stealing hats, not at all! ¬.¬
skylinehighrise: ... i am not sure who i'm talking to. *cracks up*
skylinehighrise: lizz?
hatticusqfinch: Nope XD
hatticusqfinch: I'm afraid I do not recognise you at all
skylinehighrise: you went british there.
skylinehighrise: hmm
hatticusqfinch: I /am/ British XD
skylinehighrise: i could call the number in your info..
skylinehighrise: well, that explains it
skylinehighrise: this is a fun game!
skylinehighrise: are you a scone?
hatticusqfinch: No, else I'd have eaten myself with a nice pot of tea.
hatticusqfinch: And butter.
skylinehighrise: LOL okay, that means you're not choco.
skylinehighrise: i bet you're on livejournal/facebook
skylinehighrise: emma?
hatticusqfinch: On LJ, but infrequently. And no, not Emma. XD
skylinehighrise: well, damn!
skylinehighrise: let me think.
hatticusqfinch: I can offer no assistance, I'm afraid. XD
skylinehighrise: by 'think,' i mean 'go to my info page and click on all the british people, looking for your aim name'
skylinehighrise: so... wait, are you iming me out of the blue? like, you just typed in words and hoped they went somewhere? *dies*
hatticusqfinch: No O_o you IMed first
skylinehighrise: i did?
skylinehighrise: what did i say?
hatticusqfinch: skylinehighrise (00:39:37): i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
skylinehighrise: god, your name seems familiar
skylinehighrise: ...
skylinehighrise: >_< see, that's something i might say... but i don't think i have today.
skylinehighrise: unless the past 2 weeks have wiped out my brain far more than i thought
skylinehighrise: so do you know who i am?
hatticusqfinch: ... I'm seriously confused now
hatticusqfinch: No
skylinehighrise: or am i just randomly iming people?
skylinehighrise: jesus christ, when did I go insane?
skylinehighrise: give me a bit and maybe i can figure this out
hatticusqfinch: LOL *pets*
hatticusqfinch: All I can say is, I've never encountered you before
skylinehighrise: really?
hatticusqfinch: Indeed
skylinehighrise: so i'm randomly ASSAULTING people online
skylinehighrise: good lord.
hatticusqfinch: Though I was highly amused by it
skylinehighrise: do you like Suede?
hatticusqfinch: Name is unfamiliar to me
skylinehighrise: oh wow, that wipes out a great deal of people then..
skylinehighrise: wtflaminghell. i am so ... wow.
skylinehighrise: okay, um. what's your first name?
skylinehighrise: my name is jess.
skylinehighrise: i'm a 20 year old girl living in omaha, nebraska, USA.
skylinehighrise: and i've got an overwhelming fondness for britain, its music and its people.
skylinehighrise: but i didn't think i was this weird about it.
hatticusqfinch: LOL. Don't worry about it. I'm Von, 19, in England. XD
hatticusqfinch: I dunno, ever done any online RPing, fanfic, or been in art communities or something?
skylinehighrise: von. is that short for something?
skylinehighrise: i've done fanfiction
hatticusqfinch: Siobhan
hatticusqfinch: yeah? when abouts, and what fandoms?
skylinehighrise: um, mostly RPS.
skylinehighrise: u2, manic street preachers
hatticusqfinch: Aaaah. Then it won't be through fanfic. LOL.
skylinehighrise: holy god, i wonder if in some stupor, i thought you were someone i met a long time ago online and i ... decided to send a message so weird that i wouldn't even send it to someone that i thought i knew
hatticusqfinch: Maybe XD
hatticusqfinch: It seems to be some kind of mistake somewhere down the line :o
skylinehighrise: yeah. *dies*
skylinehighrise: i'm really sorry about that!
skylinehighrise: did i honestly send it today?
hatticusqfinch: LOL, it's fine. And yeah :O
hatticusqfinch: this is what I got:
hatticusqfinch: skylinehighrise (00:39:37): i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
skylinehighrise (00:40:02): maybe it's in the cupboard, with the other 12
Xxxxxxxxxxx [something that wasn't hatticusqfinch] (00:40:33): I am not in the habit of stealing hats, not at all! ¬.¬
hatticusqfinch: as you can see, the timing is pretty quick
skylinehighrise: whoaaa, wait
skylinehighrise: Xxxxxxxxxxx?
hatticusqfinch: uh-huh :o
skylinehighrise: hatticusqfinch: i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
skylinehighrise: maybe it's in the cupboard, with the other 12
hatticusqfinch: I am not in the habit of stealing hats, not at all! ¬.¬
skylinehighrise: ... i am not sure who i'm talking to. *cracks up*
hatticusqfinch: WTF
hatticusqfinch: Seriously, I don't know what the fuck is going on there.
skylinehighrise: so your name isn't hatticus q finch?
skylinehighrise: screenname*
hatticusqfinch: No, that's what it says yours is, LOL
skylinehighrise: .......what?!?
hatticusqfinch: I got that very same first message too O_O
skylinehighrise: uhhh.
hatticusqfinch: WTF.
skylinehighrise: is this some...elaborate internet hax0r joke?
hatticusqfinch: It must be. >.> fucking hell!
skylinehighrise: that's so WEIRD
hatticusqfinch: SERIOUSLY.
skylinehighrise: this is fucking high tech
skylinehighrise: for a hacking aim joke
hatticusqfinch: yeah O_O
hatticusqfinch: Whoa.
skylinehighrise: i might post this on my livejournal to see if any of my friends know what it means. do you want me to x out your real screenname?
skylinehighrise: this is so weird. the whole conversation i'm having with you says it's from hatticusqfinch
hatticusqfinch: If you would, that would be good :-)
skylinehighrise: alrighty
skylinehighrise: well. um. it was nice talking to you! do you want to be friends anyway? LOL
skylinehighrise: i'm sure we have something in common.
skylinehighrise: besides being hacked.
hatticusqfinch: LOL. Sure :-)
skylinehighrise: cool. add 'skylinehighrise'
hatticusqfinch: k.
skylinehighrise: oh
skylinehighrise: this person's personal profile
skylinehighrise: mess with the best, die like the rest

http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/hat/

(530) 678-4931
hatticusqfinch: gawd. What a sad existance, really :O

If you call the number, you get several short grunts in a male voice, then a really painful, piercing BEEP and then silence. I was talking to Smeg and Mom while it was going on, and seriously was wondering if I'd totally lost it, and then it dawned on me it was recording my explanation, so I yelled "FUCK YOU" and hung up, because I'm mature, too. =)

The website is an ugly blog of some n00b.

Veerlet went and Googled 'hatticusqfinch' (Smeg: "It's a very well-read hacker!" Mom: "Well, maybe he just saw the movie.") and came up with this as explanation. What a fucked-up hack. At least it added color to my otherwise uneventful day.

J.

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