here is a plea from my heart to you.
I feel so distant from people and it sucks. This song seems to fit that.
I sleep way. Too. Much.
I went to the chiropractor today and my neck/shoulders kind of hurt now.
Here, here's a survey.
You are a child of the 90's if...
(bold the ones you remember)
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraggle Rock It came on after something I like and I remember hating it and going to do something else.
G.I. Joe
Are You Afraid of the Dark? Saw approximately two episodes - scarred me for life.
Secret World of Alex Mack
Nightmare Before Christmas -- Never even saw this until last July so it doesn't count.
Welcome Freshmen
Space Cases
Roundhouse
The Muppet Show I watched everything with Muppets in it.
Muppet Babies Including this.
Eureka's Castle I'm not quite sure what this is anymore, but I know I've seen it.
Salute Your Shorts Did not actually watch it; considered it to be Satan.
Legends of the Hidden Temple I loved this show. In tenth grade geography class, we all started bonding over it for some reason.
You Can't Do That On Television
G.U.T.S.
What Would You Do? I know I heard of it; can't remember watching it; probably thought it was Satan.
Double Dare Watched it sometimes in spite of it being Satan (I was a puritanical child by my own influence).
Rocko's Modern Life My first grade best friend loved it, and I saw the opening credits and there was vomit, so I didn't ever watch it.
All That I only really heard of it when I was 12 - saw a few episodes, it's quite stupid.
Ren and Stimpy Satan. Never watched it. See, I was an obnoxious kid. No wonder I had no friends.
Clarissa Explains It All i loved this show.
The Torklesons Wasn't this about a family that looked like they came straight from the '80s? It doesn't count if it looks like the freaking '80s.
Pete and Pete Say it with me now: S A T A N !
Stick Stickley -- I don't remember him at all; I think Chesh was high.
Goodburger
Angry Beavers -- The name rings a bell. I imagine it was Satan.
Sponge Bob -- Satan.
Hey Arnold! Okay, I admit, I've watched more of this show than I should have.
AAH! Real Monsters -- I'm not sure what this is, it just sounds familiar.
Tiny Toons was my favorite show for so very long. WE'RE TINY, WE'RE TOONY, WE'RE ALL A LITTLE LOONY. I liked shows with good annoying theme songs. See: Lamb Chop. HEY, is that on here?!?
Animaniacs -- Did this have three mongoose/mice/rat/ferret things that were kind of black and one wore a skirt?
Pinky and the Brain I've watched more of this than I thought I should, seeing as it was ... you know.
The Babysitter's Club Oh. God. I watched some of this. It really IS evil.
Underdog I loved this cartoon.
Kablam!
Gullah Gullah Island
Richard Scarry -- irritating, but I think I only saw a bit towards the end of the '90s.
Dumbo's Circus -- I know I saw DUMBO, the movie...
Ocean Girl
Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Snick Snacks
Dunkaroos I just know they were advertised all the time. I think I tried them. I think they were kangaroo-shaped cookies that you dipped in a sort of pudding frosting. Correct me if I'm wrong.
SNICK
Koala Yummies
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? SHE TRAVELS ROUND THE WORLD FROM KIEV TO CAROLINA! SHE'S A STICKY-FINGERED-FILCHER FROM BERLIN DOWN TO BELIZE! SHE'LL TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHI-NA! TELL ME: WHERE-IN-THEWORLD-IS-CAR-MEN-SAN-DI-EGG-OH.
Nick Magazine -- only that there WAS one.
The Goonies
Ernest Movies -- only that they were there, and they were Satan.
Radio Flyer -- a wagon? I had a super-old-skool wagon.
Disney Watchers
Adventures in Wonderland -- oh yeah, it had a show.
Homeward Bound Kittyyyy. Are we talking about the one with the kittyyyy? I know there was some crapass movie with this title, but I mean the one with the two dogs and the kitty. It was like a latter-day Milo and Otis.
The Adventures of Yellow Dog
Milo and Otis Well, how about that? We're gonna take a walk outside today! Gonna see what we can find today! Gonna take a walk outside today! Gonna see what we can find today! Curious cat and a pug-nosed pup...
Neverending Story
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? But I never SAW it. I think Jessica was hot, though, wasn't she? I had a movie novelization and I was secretly infatuated with her.
The Lion King Hakuna fuckin' matata.
Labyrinth -- I really ought to see this. Isn't it from the '80s, anyway? Cheaters.
101 Dalmatians I think Smeg was obsessed with it.
The Secret Garden -- that's old, you motherfuckers. I don't know what horrible '90s thing you're talking about.
Pete's Dragon
Hocus Pocus I LOVE THIS MOVIE. That little kid is adorable. Dani? And the whole cooome little cheeeldren, I'll taaaaaake thee awaaaaaaay...
Secret of Roan Inish
Land Before Time First I watched this at my first sleepover. Um, there were dinosaurs. yeah.
Dinosaurs
Fern Gully
Secret of NIMH - tried to read it, hated it.
Gummi Bears
Care Bears
A Little Princess
My Little Pony I had some just big enough to be choking hazards. I think i missed out on the whole craze.
Black Beauty
Rainbow Brite
Lady Lovely Locks
Candyland
Sorry!
Trouble
Don't Wake Daddy!
Mousetrap -- wanted this, never got it.
Jenga
Don't Break the Ice
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Cooties
Tinker Toys
The castles that made tea sets
Sky Dancers
Polly Pocket
Hypercolor T-Shirts
Lite Brite
Scrunchies
Side Ponytails look horrible, and I looked horrible in them.
Stirrup Pants
Jellies -- they look like they'd make your feet smell.
Saddle Shoes -- had a pair. Kind of not comfortable, but cute.
Barbies
Beanie Babies
Tamagotchies NEVER BELONGED to this fad or the beanie fad. Had more barbies than I knew what to do with, though.
Yo-Yos I hoarded them even though I can't yo-yo for shit.
Choose Your Own Adventure These things are the devil. I always DIED.
Pogs
Goosebumps but I never read them: Satan. I never had pogs, either: Satan
Magic Attic Club
American Girls Had most of them.
Island of the Blue Dolphins boring book I never finished.
Saved By The Bell
Full House I only saw this after its hey day.
Step By Step
TGIF on ABC
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Boy Meets World
Clueless
Mork and Mindy
Simpsons
Flipper
Eerie Indiana
Third Rock From The Sun
Tracey Ullman Show
Ghostwriter
Growing Pains
Family Ties
Titanic My heart will go on. And on.
Felix The Cat
Jonathan Taylor Thomas everyone thought he was hot shit. I really don't know who he is to this day.
Home Improvement
Tom and Huck
My Brother and Me
Kenan and Kel
Hanson I lived in Oklahoma. I heard about them constantly. Dear. God. Mm. Bop.
Inspector Gadget Doodle-doodle-doo IN SPEC TOR GAD GET doodle-oodle-ooh-do-do WOO WOO. I wanted to be Penny. I was addicted to this show when I was four.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I seemed to have Turtle merchandise without ever having watched the show. They were named after queer Renaissance men, weren't they?
Power Rangers
Hot Wheels - Smeg's addiction.
Creepy Crawlers
Easy Bake Oven I NEVER GOT ONE THOUGH.
Flower Making Kits
Weinerville
Wild and Crazy Kids
Playdough McDonald's Sets I never had one, though.
Animorphs
Rainbow Fish Smeg liked this.
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie It will want a glass of milk.
Bailey School Kids
Wayside School Loved these. But everyone does.
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
Boxcar Kids I HAD to read one in 3rd grade. They blew.
Ramona Quimby
Amber Brown
Roald Dahl
Allegra's Window
3-2-1 Contact
that was fun. Or something.
J.
I sleep way. Too. Much.
I went to the chiropractor today and my neck/shoulders kind of hurt now.
Here, here's a survey.
You are a child of the 90's if...
(bold the ones you remember)
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraggle Rock It came on after something I like and I remember hating it and going to do something else.
G.I. Joe
Are You Afraid of the Dark? Saw approximately two episodes - scarred me for life.
Secret World of Alex Mack
Nightmare Before Christmas -- Never even saw this until last July so it doesn't count.
Welcome Freshmen
Space Cases
Roundhouse
The Muppet Show I watched everything with Muppets in it.
Muppet Babies Including this.
Eureka's Castle I'm not quite sure what this is anymore, but I know I've seen it.
Salute Your Shorts Did not actually watch it; considered it to be Satan.
Legends of the Hidden Temple I loved this show. In tenth grade geography class, we all started bonding over it for some reason.
You Can't Do That On Television
G.U.T.S.
What Would You Do? I know I heard of it; can't remember watching it; probably thought it was Satan.
Double Dare Watched it sometimes in spite of it being Satan (I was a puritanical child by my own influence).
Rocko's Modern Life My first grade best friend loved it, and I saw the opening credits and there was vomit, so I didn't ever watch it.
All That I only really heard of it when I was 12 - saw a few episodes, it's quite stupid.
Ren and Stimpy Satan. Never watched it. See, I was an obnoxious kid. No wonder I had no friends.
Clarissa Explains It All i loved this show.
The Torklesons Wasn't this about a family that looked like they came straight from the '80s? It doesn't count if it looks like the freaking '80s.
Pete and Pete Say it with me now: S A T A N !
Stick Stickley -- I don't remember him at all; I think Chesh was high.
Goodburger
Angry Beavers -- The name rings a bell. I imagine it was Satan.
Sponge Bob -- Satan.
Hey Arnold! Okay, I admit, I've watched more of this show than I should have.
AAH! Real Monsters -- I'm not sure what this is, it just sounds familiar.
Tiny Toons was my favorite show for so very long. WE'RE TINY, WE'RE TOONY, WE'RE ALL A LITTLE LOONY. I liked shows with good annoying theme songs. See: Lamb Chop. HEY, is that on here?!?
Animaniacs -- Did this have three mongoose/mice/rat/ferret things that were kind of black and one wore a skirt?
Pinky and the Brain I've watched more of this than I thought I should, seeing as it was ... you know.
The Babysitter's Club Oh. God. I watched some of this. It really IS evil.
Underdog I loved this cartoon.
Kablam!
Gullah Gullah Island
Richard Scarry -- irritating, but I think I only saw a bit towards the end of the '90s.
Dumbo's Circus -- I know I saw DUMBO, the movie...
Ocean Girl
Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Snick Snacks
Dunkaroos I just know they were advertised all the time. I think I tried them. I think they were kangaroo-shaped cookies that you dipped in a sort of pudding frosting. Correct me if I'm wrong.
SNICK
Koala Yummies
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? SHE TRAVELS ROUND THE WORLD FROM KIEV TO CAROLINA! SHE'S A STICKY-FINGERED-FILCHER FROM BERLIN DOWN TO BELIZE! SHE'LL TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHI-NA! TELL ME: WHERE-IN-THEWORLD-IS-CAR-MEN-SAN-DI-EGG-OH.
Nick Magazine -- only that there WAS one.
The Goonies
Ernest Movies -- only that they were there, and they were Satan.
Radio Flyer -- a wagon? I had a super-old-skool wagon.
Disney Watchers
Adventures in Wonderland -- oh yeah, it had a show.
Homeward Bound Kittyyyy. Are we talking about the one with the kittyyyy? I know there was some crapass movie with this title, but I mean the one with the two dogs and the kitty. It was like a latter-day Milo and Otis.
The Adventures of Yellow Dog
Milo and Otis Well, how about that? We're gonna take a walk outside today! Gonna see what we can find today! Gonna take a walk outside today! Gonna see what we can find today! Curious cat and a pug-nosed pup...
Neverending Story
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? But I never SAW it. I think Jessica was hot, though, wasn't she? I had a movie novelization and I was secretly infatuated with her.
The Lion King Hakuna fuckin' matata.
Labyrinth -- I really ought to see this. Isn't it from the '80s, anyway? Cheaters.
101 Dalmatians I think Smeg was obsessed with it.
The Secret Garden -- that's old, you motherfuckers. I don't know what horrible '90s thing you're talking about.
Pete's Dragon
Hocus Pocus I LOVE THIS MOVIE. That little kid is adorable. Dani? And the whole cooome little cheeeldren, I'll taaaaaake thee awaaaaaaay...
Secret of Roan Inish
Land Before Time First I watched this at my first sleepover. Um, there were dinosaurs. yeah.
Dinosaurs
Fern Gully
Secret of NIMH - tried to read it, hated it.
Gummi Bears
Care Bears
A Little Princess
My Little Pony I had some just big enough to be choking hazards. I think i missed out on the whole craze.
Black Beauty
Rainbow Brite
Lady Lovely Locks
Candyland
Sorry!
Trouble
Don't Wake Daddy!
Mousetrap -- wanted this, never got it.
Jenga
Don't Break the Ice
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Cooties
Tinker Toys
The castles that made tea sets
Sky Dancers
Polly Pocket
Hypercolor T-Shirts
Lite Brite
Scrunchies
Side Ponytails look horrible, and I looked horrible in them.
Stirrup Pants
Jellies -- they look like they'd make your feet smell.
Saddle Shoes -- had a pair. Kind of not comfortable, but cute.
Barbies
Beanie Babies
Tamagotchies NEVER BELONGED to this fad or the beanie fad. Had more barbies than I knew what to do with, though.
Yo-Yos I hoarded them even though I can't yo-yo for shit.
Choose Your Own Adventure These things are the devil. I always DIED.
Pogs
Goosebumps but I never read them: Satan. I never had pogs, either: Satan
Magic Attic Club
American Girls Had most of them.
Island of the Blue Dolphins boring book I never finished.
Saved By The Bell
Full House I only saw this after its hey day.
Step By Step
TGIF on ABC
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Boy Meets World
Clueless
Mork and Mindy
Simpsons
Flipper
Eerie Indiana
Third Rock From The Sun
Tracey Ullman Show
Ghostwriter
Growing Pains
Family Ties
Titanic My heart will go on. And on.
Felix The Cat
Jonathan Taylor Thomas everyone thought he was hot shit. I really don't know who he is to this day.
Home Improvement
Tom and Huck
My Brother and Me
Kenan and Kel
Hanson I lived in Oklahoma. I heard about them constantly. Dear. God. Mm. Bop.
Inspector Gadget Doodle-doodle-doo IN SPEC TOR GAD GET doodle-oodle-ooh-do-do WOO WOO. I wanted to be Penny. I was addicted to this show when I was four.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I seemed to have Turtle merchandise without ever having watched the show. They were named after queer Renaissance men, weren't they?
Power Rangers
Hot Wheels - Smeg's addiction.
Creepy Crawlers
Easy Bake Oven I NEVER GOT ONE THOUGH.
Flower Making Kits
Weinerville
Wild and Crazy Kids
Playdough McDonald's Sets I never had one, though.
Animorphs
Rainbow Fish Smeg liked this.
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie It will want a glass of milk.
Bailey School Kids
Wayside School Loved these. But everyone does.
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
Boxcar Kids I HAD to read one in 3rd grade. They blew.
Ramona Quimby
Amber Brown
Roald Dahl
Allegra's Window
3-2-1 Contact
that was fun. Or something.
J.