What are words for
What I should be doing - cleaning out my inbox, making list of household projects and when I think I can do them, organizing my medical records, clearing off the computer desk, and... uh, I know there's more but I'm already overwhelmed.
What I am doing - none of these things.
I got porn in the mail today. Well, Kelly porn anyway. The 2004 Ikea catalog. I spent a good 45min in my bunk (okay, the recliner) oohing and aahing and then swearing repeatedly at whatever cruel fates are keeping Ikea and I apart. The closest one is in fucking Long Island! Oh sure, there's one opening in New Haven, CT - in summer 2004! *cries like a little baby* Maybe I should run for office in Somerville so I can push through whatever legislative red tape is preventing Ikea from using the land they purchased there something like 4-5 years ago.
Okay, seriously - I'm gonna do work now. Watch me working. Wooooo!
What I am doing - none of these things.
I got porn in the mail today. Well, Kelly porn anyway. The 2004 Ikea catalog. I spent a good 45min in my bunk (okay, the recliner) oohing and aahing and then swearing repeatedly at whatever cruel fates are keeping Ikea and I apart. The closest one is in fucking Long Island! Oh sure, there's one opening in New Haven, CT - in summer 2004! *cries like a little baby* Maybe I should run for office in Somerville so I can push through whatever legislative red tape is preventing Ikea from using the land they purchased there something like 4-5 years ago.
Okay, seriously - I'm gonna do work now. Watch me working. Wooooo!