A friend sent this to me to cheer me up.
It helped a lot, strangely enough. Probably because Chuck Norris said so.
get some strength from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes Killing.
-Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you'll die.
-Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, feels like chicken and looks like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef...than it's beef!
-If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
-If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
-Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
-The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...the only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris refers to himself in the 4th person.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.
-Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
-Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take crap from anyone.
-Jesus owns a bracelet that reads "WWCND?"
-Chuck Norris has never had a alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.
-Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
-When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not leave messages. He leaves warnings.
get some strength from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes Killing.
-Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you'll die.
-Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, feels like chicken and looks like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef...than it's beef!
-If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
-If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
-Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
-The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...the only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris refers to himself in the 4th person.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.
-Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
-Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take crap from anyone.
-Jesus owns a bracelet that reads "WWCND?"
-Chuck Norris has never had a alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.
-Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
-When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not leave messages. He leaves warnings.