I'm the academy

[rockmarooned]

So here's what would've happened had I been in charge.

Best Actress:
Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia
Rooney Mara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Anna Paquin, Margaret
Charlize Theron, Young Adult
Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids

Best Actor:
George Clooney, The Descendants
Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar
Michael Fassbender, Shame
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
Paul Rudd, Our Idiot Brother

Best Supporting Actor:
Albert Brooks, Drive
Brad Pitt, The Tree of Life
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
John C. Reilly, Terri
Andy Serkis, Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Best Supporting Actress:
Jessica Chastain, The Tree of Life
Keira Knightley, A Dangerous Method
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Carey Mulligan, Shame
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants

Best Cinematography:
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hanna
Super 8
The Tree of Life
War Horse

Best Editing:
Drive
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hanna
Super 8
War Horse

Best Director:
J.J. Abrams, Super 8
Duncan Jones, Source Code
Aaron Katz, Cold Weather
Terence Malick, The Tree of Life
Miranda July, The Future

Best Original Screenplay:
Cold Weather
The Future
Source Code
Super 8
Young Adult

Best Adapted Screenplay:
The Descendants
Hugo
The Muppets
Submarine
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Best Art Direction:
The Artist
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
War Horse

Best Visual Effects:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Super 8
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The Tree of Life

Best Song:
"Life's a Happy Song," The Muppets
"Man or Muppet," The Muppets
"Pictures in My Head," The Muppets

Best Score:
The Artist
Drive
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Super 8
War Horse

Best Picture:
Cold Weather
The Muppets
Source Code
Super 8
The Tree of Life