Problems:

[rockmarooned]

--My skin is dry.

--The air is too cold.

--Mar lives in Westchester, not my apartment.

--I don't know where the Perkins files are.

--George Bush.

At least I'm no longer covered in bugs*!

*For now.

Comments

Re: Solutions

[rockmarooned]

I think you need to open a consulting firm.

Also, LOL.

[allsussedout]

word on the dry skin. i work at a library where there is absolutely no moisture and it is 100 below zero outside.

i am basically married to my origins balanced diet lotion!!