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Mar 29, 2007 23:57

I would like to share a story with you:

I was closing my cash tonight in the cash office. As I was stapling my paperwork and putting it away, my thumb got caught on a staple and ripped some skin off and was quite painful.

No, I'm not done yet.

I reached for the Band-Aid box and pulled out a band-aid. Just as I was about to put it on my thumb, I noticed a mysterious spot on the band-aid itself.

I took off the white strips and peered closely at the band-aid.

IT WAS MOLD.

THERE WAS MOLD ON A STERLIZED BAND-AID.

IT WAS GREEN. AND FURRY.

I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE DISGUSTED IN MY LIFE.

HOW THE HELL DID IT GET THERE?!
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