Mar 29, 2007 23:57
I would like to share a story with you:
I was closing my cash tonight in the cash office. As I was stapling my paperwork and putting it away, my thumb got caught on a staple and ripped some skin off and was quite painful.
No, I'm not done yet.
I reached for the Band-Aid box and pulled out a band-aid. Just as I was about to put it on my thumb, I noticed a mysterious spot on the band-aid itself.
I took off the white strips and peered closely at the band-aid.
IT WAS MOLD.
THERE WAS MOLD ON A STERLIZED BAND-AID.
IT WAS GREEN. AND FURRY.
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE DISGUSTED IN MY LIFE.
HOW THE HELL DID IT GET THERE?!