20 | LET'S BREAK SOME RULES! [Audio//Video//Commentlog]
GOOD MORNING PASSENGERS OF THE ELEGANTE!
Some of you owe me a mini-vacation. And one of you owes me a life changing field-trip.
But seeing as we're already on a cruise, I guess I can give you all a break.
[The feed switches to a wobbly video of deck thirteen. The angle is slightly off and a little too close, but if someone were to actually look at it for a second, they'd be able to pick out a scare-crow-like effigy with a water melon for a head.
And the face etched into that water-melon? Thanks to Bass's latent artistic talents, it is a pretty darn good likeness of Captain Redd himself.]
This is Captain Melon Head. Him and me? We're throwing a little tournament. I'd call it Earth Rumble Seven, but none of you are earthbenders. So here's the deal:
1. First one to squash the Captain's head gets a prize; I'll make you anything you want out of stone or sand or dirt.
2. No flying or crazy ninja jumping. You stay off the ground for more than ten seconds or move more than six feet in a step, you're out.
3. No killing, but you agree to everything else when you show up. You get hurt? Not my problem.
That's it. You got powers or weapons or whatever? Bring it! You wanna start teams? Fine, go ahead, but if you're in a team you gotta share the prize.
We're on deck thirteen. We'll be here all day.
[The feed switches back to audio.]
... On second thought, start in an hour. Team Avatar and the two dorks, you'd better be here.
[Toph can be found on deck thirteen. She has messed with a small portion of the deck. There are shallow ditches and little piles of displaced dirt to use as cover, and a few graves scattered in between. Toph stands at the centre of it, waiting and listening.]
[[Forward-dated to the 27th]]
Some of you owe me a mini-vacation. And one of you owes me a life changing field-trip.
But seeing as we're already on a cruise, I guess I can give you all a break.
[The feed switches to a wobbly video of deck thirteen. The angle is slightly off and a little too close, but if someone were to actually look at it for a second, they'd be able to pick out a scare-crow-like effigy with a water melon for a head.
And the face etched into that water-melon? Thanks to Bass's latent artistic talents, it is a pretty darn good likeness of Captain Redd himself.]
This is Captain Melon Head. Him and me? We're throwing a little tournament. I'd call it Earth Rumble Seven, but none of you are earthbenders. So here's the deal:
1. First one to squash the Captain's head gets a prize; I'll make you anything you want out of stone or sand or dirt.
2. No flying or crazy ninja jumping. You stay off the ground for more than ten seconds or move more than six feet in a step, you're out.
3. No killing, but you agree to everything else when you show up. You get hurt? Not my problem.
That's it. You got powers or weapons or whatever? Bring it! You wanna start teams? Fine, go ahead, but if you're in a team you gotta share the prize.
We're on deck thirteen. We'll be here all day.
[The feed switches back to audio.]
... On second thought, start in an hour. Team Avatar and the two dorks, you'd better be here.
[Toph can be found on deck thirteen. She has messed with a small portion of the deck. There are shallow ditches and little piles of displaced dirt to use as cover, and a few graves scattered in between. Toph stands at the centre of it, waiting and listening.]
[[Forward-dated to the 27th]]