Define Dork

[rockjock]

Dorkdom, aka "Being a dork" - Using one's computer while a beautiful woman (or more specifically, person of the opposite sex) lies in one's bed.  This includes chatting on AIM*, reading Digg.com*, reading e-mail*, playing any game**,  adding all one's newest mp3s to one's iPod*, or even updating one's LiveJournal* or other blog.

* = guilty
** = not guilty, what kind of fool do you take me for?!?!