I couldn't help but think about this while watching The Aristocrats tonight with my date...
If ever there were a time when I'd be in a movie theater and it would seem like the right time to get on the (probably disgustingly dirty) floor and rip off my date's pants and just go to town eating her out, then pick her up and bend her over the next row of seats and just bang her rotten... well, it would have been tonight. With all the talk about fucking and eating and cuming and pissing and shitting in this movie... it just seemed like if ever there were a right time, this was it. But I think our relationship might not be ready for that kind of overt sexuality. Yet.
Since we didn't actually get it on, I paid attention to most of the movie. And while I did laugh often, I think it could wait for video. And it was long winded. Probably would have been a lot more fun to watch on the couch among friends where you can chat during the movie and have a few drinks. Ooooh, there's an idea. Drink Aristocrats! Sip a beer for every use of the word 'cunt' Take a minor shot (maybe a pucker) for cock, typical shot (vodka?) for pussy, rough shot (tequila) for fuck. Maybe throw in an Everclear shot for use of the N word. :)
Lastly, I'm finally going to climb again. I wonder if I can tack on my climbing gym membership for the month I wasted to the insurance claim. Tomorrow night I'm booked, so it looks like Thursday night I'm back where I belong. Yay.
Since we didn't actually get it on, I paid attention to most of the movie. And while I did laugh often, I think it could wait for video. And it was long winded. Probably would have been a lot more fun to watch on the couch among friends where you can chat during the movie and have a few drinks. Ooooh, there's an idea. Drink Aristocrats! Sip a beer for every use of the word 'cunt' Take a minor shot (maybe a pucker) for cock, typical shot (vodka?) for pussy, rough shot (tequila) for fuck. Maybe throw in an Everclear shot for use of the N word. :)
Lastly, I'm finally going to climb again. I wonder if I can tack on my climbing gym membership for the month I wasted to the insurance claim. Tomorrow night I'm booked, so it looks like Thursday night I'm back where I belong. Yay.