Why you gotta waste my flava? DAMN!
Amy's the most flirtatious person I've had the pleasure of spending time with in ages. Couple weeks ago she called me up from a bar and invited me. I got there quick. Sat next to her. She was with her roommate and her friend and some Jeff guy sat across from us. Last call, we go back to their apartment (Amy & roommate). Where I continue to flirt with and hit on her. At some point, she and Jeff go to bed. Oh wait, I think I wrote about this before. I did! So I'll quit describing that night
Tonight, I was invited over for pizza and beer. Who am I to say no? It was Keystone, which turned out to be better than I expected (23 and never had Keystone before!). A bunch of us hung out, then it was suddenly the three of us... No, four. Some friend of the roommate was still there. Whatever. Jeff comes over (I think I called him Berkelstein in my last post?). Amy nukes him dinner (not the pizza we've all been eating) and hands him a Heineken. I was still sorta fanning the flame of hope until tonight. It's blatantly clear to me at this point that she's screwing him. I was really frustrated and got out of there after an hour at most. I'm pretty certain now the only reason I'm around over there is for the roommate to hit on me. Sorry, she's not gonna do it for me. Just not my style.
I should have never broken up with my high school girlfriend. I should have stayed innocent and stupid and married her and lived in ignorant bliss.
Tonight, I was invited over for pizza and beer. Who am I to say no? It was Keystone, which turned out to be better than I expected (23 and never had Keystone before!). A bunch of us hung out, then it was suddenly the three of us... No, four. Some friend of the roommate was still there. Whatever. Jeff comes over (I think I called him Berkelstein in my last post?). Amy nukes him dinner (not the pizza we've all been eating) and hands him a Heineken. I was still sorta fanning the flame of hope until tonight. It's blatantly clear to me at this point that she's screwing him. I was really frustrated and got out of there after an hour at most. I'm pretty certain now the only reason I'm around over there is for the roommate to hit on me. Sorry, she's not gonna do it for me. Just not my style.
I should have never broken up with my high school girlfriend. I should have stayed innocent and stupid and married her and lived in ignorant bliss.