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betterthanawiki December 18 2010, 07:10:21 UTC
[OOPS.]

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rockinthrutime December 18 2010, 07:10:46 UTC
[YOU ESPECIALLY.]

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betterthanawiki December 18 2010, 07:12:32 UTC
[OOPS.]

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will_be_god December 18 2010, 07:27:47 UTC
[[DOWN
There is a bottle of murky, sinister liquid outside the door. It is addressed to Uxie, with a note saying that you must recover your strength.

The liquid smells like swamp water. What do you do?

STAND
in the place where you are. What do you do?]]

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betterthanawiki December 18 2010, 07:37:19 UTC
[Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before.

I mean uh. Wow this looks sketchy as all get-out. Cyrus may not be the poisoning type, but Uxie is not fond of something that probably tastes like cough syrup gone wrong.

...But he doesn't know for sure if it tastes like that. Oh no. He must know. CURSE THAT CURIOSITY.

He's gonna. Wait until nobody's looking. And maybe try a sip. FOR SCIENCE.]

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will_be_god December 18 2010, 07:42:07 UTC
[[DRINK
It tastes like swampwater too. But at the same time, you know it's not poisonous. It may even be nutritious. But that knowledge doesn't help the taste at all.

THINK
Cyrus drinks this stuff every day, doesn't he?]]

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betterthanawiki December 18 2010, 07:47:40 UTC
[Conclusion: Whatever freak accident that destroyed Cyrus' fun gland also killed his taste buds. Ugh, it's like algae had a baby with bran flakes.

HOWEVER: this is new information. The Death Water is not a total loss. Now to resume operation: curl up in a ball and whimper a bit.]

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