if you like pina coladas...and gettin' caught in the rain
We'll start off with some comical Adam news: his ex-girlfriend, Erin McKinley, has done, "It's your girlfriend," a short interview/blurb about putting embarrassing boyfriends to shame for FHM online. She's also pretty much naked in her picture. It's a pretty skeezy thing to do, in my opinion. I can only hope that one day when I become famous, people I dated won't crawl out of the woodwork--but I know they won't because I took care of them. Muaahhahaha.
Composure, okay. Here's the link: Erin spills the beans
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Adam presented "Favorite Movie Actress" at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards with Amber Tamblyn this past Saturday:
Speaking of Amber Tamblyn, she's in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie (which I am SOOO excited for) with Alexis Bledel (and Mike Vogel, who was Adam's costar in Grind). Here is a pictures of Alexis at the Kids Choice show:
And as you know, Alexis Bledel is on Gilmore Girls. This week, Gilmore Girls is on a few different covers of TV Guide. And guess who has a caption on the cover as well? That's right--Mr. Adam Brody. See how I connected everything together there? No? Okay, at least I tried.
Well, there is apparently an OC "Comic Book" in that TV Guide (with Gilmore Girls on the cover, Luke and Lorelai and another with Logan and Rory). I'll try to get those scans from somewhere, but if not, I'm sure they'll be on the internet soon enough.
More of Adam at the Kids Choice:
Samaire at an event where the Flaming Lips and Pussycat Dolls presented the new MX-5 convertible:
Olivia at the Talulah G store opening:
Here with the designer herself:
here with Charlotte Ross
She's so cute, I love her.
I watched some of that Kids Choice on Sat (it was a good study break) and here were some thoughts
This is called Amy live blogs the Kids Choice Awards--but only until Adam Brody comes on screen because she's got things to do.
UCLA--too bad my friends are on Spring Break right now, or else they could've gone
Will Smith can really do no wrong. I saw him live in concert once, and good lord, the man rocks. He just does. I don't really even like his music all the much, but I love him. He's got that charisma. He could charm the upholstery off a couch.
Ben Stiller arrives in this cart thing, he is the host,and he's wearing a plastic bag with the letter B on it. I think he's high. OH, he doesn't want to get slimed. He's cute.
Cameron Diaz joins him on stage. I love there's something about mary. What a great movie. She promises him that he won't get slimed. Instead she pies him. I should be drunk. It would probably be funnier.
Jimmy Fallon and Cameron Diaz present the first award: The screaming for JFal is deafening. "Favorite Movie Actor." He looks like Seth Cohen's weird cousin from Boston.
They are laughing through their whole dialogue as they do this skit about Jimmy's acting chops. I would make a joke, but it's too easy.
the choices: Jim Carrey, Tobey Maguire, Adam Sandler, Tim Allen
Tim Allen should not be up for any awards ever. Ever.
The winner: Adam Sandler. He looks a little chunky, that Adam. He's doing a voice. Damn it.
Ben Stiller looks hot now. He's wearing a velvet blazer and dark denim. Hot.
Frankie Muniz and Jessica Alba: he is so awkward. But he doesn't look bad. She's hot as a blonde.
Favorite TV show: Lizzie McGuire, American Idol, Drake and Josh, Fear Factor (the fuck, fear factor? I mean, having Lizzie McGuire, which hasn't had a new ep in years is bad, but fear factor?)
Winner: American Idol, accepting is Simon, Paula, and Randy--and Seacrest. Paula looks good in a bright purple/pink dress. THe corset looks like Wonder Woman's. Simon is buff. I hate the Seacrest.
Nick Cannon, former Nick prodigy, he's with some guy whom I don't know. Oh, he's a stuntman who is going to be shot out of a cannon (get it?) into slime.
Nick Cannon apparently has not had grammar in school, "He don't wear no helmet" The curse of the double negative. "He gonna git shot outta cannon, y'all." Come on, I saw parts of "Love Don't Cost a Thing," I know he can do better than that. But then again, I also saw, "Drumline" and know that he could do worse.
Jesse McCartney (oh god, the screams) and Jamie Lynn Spears. Britney's mini-me.
Here was Ms. Spears on the red carpet:
He looks all rag tag. With a weird jacket, shirt, tie, She is so the cuter Spears sister, she's got really dark hair--I love it.
-Favorite Carton: The fairly oddparents, The Simpsons, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Winner: Sponge Bob, animation ensues.
God I'm old--I've only seen the Simpsons.
Ben Stiller's delivery: "I love that cartoon, I watch it every morning while my mom ties my shoes--wait, I mean, my wife...and she's tying my ferrari!"
I'm sorry, but that made me laugh.
Alyssa Milano and George Lopez (shouldn't he be at the Michael Jackson Trial)? An odder pair cannot be found.
She's got a femmullet, he strikes out with a joke
Favorite TV actor: Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher (I hate the world), Romeo, Frankie Muniz
Winner: Romeo (what?)
He's very pimptastic. All the girls scream. Master P is with him...oh, real nice, Dad, getting into your son's limelight. WHOA, Romeo's voice is so changed. Who else thinks he's getting tons of poon tang after the show? I do, I do! He thanks God, he's got so many diamonds in his glasses.
Mia Hamm and Will Ferrell
I love Will Ferrell. OC what? He is so effin cool. "You're looking a little creaky, in your soccer form, MIA." "Actually no I don't." He challenges her to a soccer dual. She's married to Nomah. She gets very loud chants. The target is moving and it's tiny. His target is this huge mammoth of a target. "I'm the man!" I wonder what drugs he's on, I want some. He gets slimed from gatorade coolers.
Ben Stiller's wearing a rastafarrian wig and a bear suit--that's his character suggestion for Star Wars.
Hayden Christenson, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, Darth Vader (I will only be impressed if it's James Earl Jones inside, other than that, sorry)
Favorite Male Singer: Chingy, LL Cool J (does he really appeal to the children? I mean) Nelly, Usher,
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware this category was RAP/Hip-Hop only. Where's the love for my man Ryan Cabrera/Jesse McCartney? They are the same artist right?
And are those artists above really appropriate for kids to listen to? I mean, I don't know if I want kids to take off their clothes when they get hot. Don't even get me started on LL's lyrics. Doin' it. Enough said.
Winner: Usher, he also wins favorite song for "Burn." He stops to converse with Jamie Foxx. Usher has this whole accepting awards thing down pat. He thanks his fans gracefully--he says, listen to your parents because they know good, brush your teeth, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins. You can be anything you want to be as long as you believe in yourself. He thanks them for not sliming him.
Justin Timberlake. He looks like emo. He's wearing a black zip down sweatshirt, vintage tee, and denim. with black hat. and wristcuff
His voice hasn't changed since the MMC. That's weird. His hidden talent "Brain Fountain" his hat squirts shit out at people.
Hidden talents:
All That girl, arms behind her back and climbing through it--fucking scary; Cameron Diaz egg talks like pig latin, good for fooling paparazzi, I suppose; Jamie Foxx moves his eyes all scary like, Jessica Alba, her thumb bends completely back. Sick.
Drake and Josh and Ice Cube (billed last, I'm sorry, Ice). Aww a little girl's face lights up when she see the boys. So cute. Drake says, "Cube, Sir?" Best ever.
Favorite TV actress: Raven (love her), Eve, Hilary Duff, Alyssa Milano
Winner: Raven
She's cute in this sparkley white frock. The army pants have to go though. OMG, I want her hello kitty bling bling necklace. She's high...and squealy.
Favorite Athlete: Tony Hawk (surprise, surprise)
Guy gets shot out of Cannon into vat of slime--they call it the "Nick Cannon", introduced by Nick Cannon. Get it? This humor is above me.
Ben Stiller is presenting Halle Berry and the girl sitting next to him looks like she wants to die.
Halle Berry(very cute with her long hair, gold sparkly jacket) presents Queen Latifah as the Kids Choice Wannabe (you want to be her, not that she's a wannabe--I could see how that could be confusing though)
They show clips from her movies and music. Where's the living single clips? Remember that show--no, me either. I loved her in Chicago. Loved it. She isn't wearing a lot of makeup which I find totally refreshing because we have a dirth of natural looking people in Hollywood.
All That is still on? This is news to me. The cast announces the winner of Favorite Female Singer: Avril Lavigne (she's not there, it's not punk rock enough)
Adam Brody!!! and Amber Tamblyn
God he's hot. She's almost as tall as him, with heels of course. He's wearing a black sweater over a black polo and jeans. He's so hot. Good lord.
He asks her what her co-star God is like. She's like, "That's just a part I play on TV, I mean, you're not a neurotic, spazzy guy from the OC are you?"
"Actually, yes I am." Ha!
"Oh, Okay, well I am an actress, Joan of Arcadia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (nice plug!)."
Then this booming God voice says, "Get on with it already" as the lights flicker on and off. Adam's like, see I told you so.
Favorite Movie Actress: Halle Berry (for Catwoman? We shouldn't be lauding that!), Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan (god I love Mean Girls--they show a clip where Rachel McAdams completely shines), Drew Barrymore (I hated 50 first dates, mostly because of Rob Schneider)
She's about to pop a boob there. That is certainly not Kids Choice. Federlines.
Winner: Hilary Duff, I think she sent Haylie in her place. No it's her. Adam is like, OMG I hate my life. She's wearing a little bo peep shirt and black pants. Her voice is so fucking weird because she can't open her mouth. "It's like totally cool that I got to be on stage two years in a row for this, thanks!" She sounds like an uber-ditz. I think her jaw is wired half shut because she can't move her mouth. Her teeth are clinched tightly. She thanks the fans, her parents and her sister Haylie because she wants to be just like her. No you don't, Hilary. No. WE will not have two Haylie Duffs in this world.
Amanda Bynes and some Devin guy: "That band you saw behind Hilary Duff is Simple Plan."
He says, "Shut UP!"
"What did you say to me?"
"No, their song is Shut UP."
"Oh. Here's Simple Plan."
Oh David, so emo. I've met Simple Plan. Sebastian is the most charming guy you'll meet from a Canadian punk boy band. Yeah, suck it Bizzy D. Pierre was an ass. But I still like him. David and I shared a moment. I did say Je Vondre ton bebe to him. I don't know what that means.
They say they're going to play another ong and when they do, slime comes out of all their instruments. See, I knew the instruments weren't real. I'm just kidding, they play and sing live. I've seen them before, I can attest to this.
Justin's back to reveal the winner of the celebrity hidden talent contest. Winner: Jamie Foxx.
Cannon Ball guy--they bring in the Donald to say "You're fired" as he gets fired from the Cannon. clever. Nick Cannon freaks out. Hilarity. He makes it into a net of slime.
Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett-Smith costars of Madagascar (Ben Stiller is in it too and he shamelessly plugs!)--Jada is hot. Chris: Is brooklyn in the house? She plays a hippo, he plays a zebra.
Chris: I know a lot of your friends play tag and dodgeball, but if you see them taking steroids, STOP them, please! Jada and I both laugh at that.
Favorite voice for an animated movie: Eddie Murphy (shrek 2), mike myers (shrek 2), Will Smith (shark tale), Cameron Diaz (shrek 2)
That's a 75% probability. That's pretty high. No Incredibles? Come on. Will Smith. Wow he is magical and beats the odds. And his wife is on stage. He hugs the crowd.
He wants us to remember this: this is the key to life, running and reading. Running because there's a person that talks to you (i'm tired, no way i can continue and you want to quit) defeat that person when you're running, you'll be able to not quit. Reading because there's nothing you experience that hasn't already been felt and written by someone else. He is wise, this Will Smith.
Favorite Movie: The incredibles. Good choice, kids.
The end of the show: surprise celebrity sliming. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. JOHNNY DEPP OMG I love him. He's so hot. And dreamy and 21 jumpstreet. He's wearing a shirt, jeans, white tee, wrist cuff, his glasses. HOT. He stands on a bullseye. He and Ben stiller trade places, because now Ben wants to be slimed. Johnny pulls the lever and he still gets slimed. HOT. He's so hot. Stiller rolls around in slime. Johnny is sooo hot, even in slime. Good god.
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New Episode this week, The Risky Business. I hope more Bob Seger is played. And I really hope Seth comes rolling out in a white shirt and boxers. That would be so hot.
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Thanks for all of the comments in the last post--I really appreciated it and I feel I got to know some of you a little bit better. In the same vain, here are a few more random facts--I'll put them under a cut if you don't want to read them:
I love Conan O'Brien. Love him, want to have red headed stepchildren with him.
One of my goals in life is to be on a VH1 clip show (hopefully something like Awesomely Bad Girls, I love the 2000s, any sort of Blender magazine/Us Weekly magazine countdown thing; but I'll settle for Best Week Ever) with the Meredith Brooks song, "Bitch" in the background. I can actually imagine it in my head. I've got your number, Omarosa.
I want to be like Chuck Klosterman and write funny things (I do not want to look like him though).
I do not consider myself a hipster (or hipster doofus) of any sort. It may seem like I do, but really, all of my cred is lost when I admit to liking the things I like.
I collect those weird pressed penny things, you know you stick a penny in the machine with like 2 quarters, and then it gets pressed into some sort of picture on it. I have like a lot of them, it's very odd, I know. I love those things, but I try not to get the ones at Disneyland, since they cost like a buck now.
I probably know more useless facts about sports, music, television and movies than you. j/k, I said that to be mean. But really, this is the only information that I can retain. I'm pretty sure I could give Mark McGrath a run for his money on Rock N Roll Jeopardy.
EDIT: The OC Mix 4 Soundtrack comes out today. How did I ever forget about this? I live to pimp this kind of stuff. I'm losing my edge, I'm getting old.
I really was surprised at the volume of people who replied to the last entry, I didn't know that many read this journal: thanks! Add me to your friends on myspace if you want: it's mighty myspace time and I'm the yellow ranger
Composure, okay. Here's the link: Erin spills the beans
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Adam presented "Favorite Movie Actress" at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards with Amber Tamblyn this past Saturday:
Speaking of Amber Tamblyn, she's in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie (which I am SOOO excited for) with Alexis Bledel (and Mike Vogel, who was Adam's costar in Grind). Here is a pictures of Alexis at the Kids Choice show:
And as you know, Alexis Bledel is on Gilmore Girls. This week, Gilmore Girls is on a few different covers of TV Guide. And guess who has a caption on the cover as well? That's right--Mr. Adam Brody. See how I connected everything together there? No? Okay, at least I tried.
Well, there is apparently an OC "Comic Book" in that TV Guide (with Gilmore Girls on the cover, Luke and Lorelai and another with Logan and Rory). I'll try to get those scans from somewhere, but if not, I'm sure they'll be on the internet soon enough.
More of Adam at the Kids Choice:
Samaire at an event where the Flaming Lips and Pussycat Dolls presented the new MX-5 convertible:
Olivia at the Talulah G store opening:
Here with the designer herself:
here with Charlotte Ross
She's so cute, I love her.
I watched some of that Kids Choice on Sat (it was a good study break) and here were some thoughts
This is called Amy live blogs the Kids Choice Awards--but only until Adam Brody comes on screen because she's got things to do.
UCLA--too bad my friends are on Spring Break right now, or else they could've gone
Will Smith can really do no wrong. I saw him live in concert once, and good lord, the man rocks. He just does. I don't really even like his music all the much, but I love him. He's got that charisma. He could charm the upholstery off a couch.
Ben Stiller arrives in this cart thing, he is the host,and he's wearing a plastic bag with the letter B on it. I think he's high. OH, he doesn't want to get slimed. He's cute.
Cameron Diaz joins him on stage. I love there's something about mary. What a great movie. She promises him that he won't get slimed. Instead she pies him. I should be drunk. It would probably be funnier.
Jimmy Fallon and Cameron Diaz present the first award: The screaming for JFal is deafening. "Favorite Movie Actor." He looks like Seth Cohen's weird cousin from Boston.
They are laughing through their whole dialogue as they do this skit about Jimmy's acting chops. I would make a joke, but it's too easy.
the choices: Jim Carrey, Tobey Maguire, Adam Sandler, Tim Allen
Tim Allen should not be up for any awards ever. Ever.
The winner: Adam Sandler. He looks a little chunky, that Adam. He's doing a voice. Damn it.
Ben Stiller looks hot now. He's wearing a velvet blazer and dark denim. Hot.
Frankie Muniz and Jessica Alba: he is so awkward. But he doesn't look bad. She's hot as a blonde.
Favorite TV show: Lizzie McGuire, American Idol, Drake and Josh, Fear Factor (the fuck, fear factor? I mean, having Lizzie McGuire, which hasn't had a new ep in years is bad, but fear factor?)
Winner: American Idol, accepting is Simon, Paula, and Randy--and Seacrest. Paula looks good in a bright purple/pink dress. THe corset looks like Wonder Woman's. Simon is buff. I hate the Seacrest.
Nick Cannon, former Nick prodigy, he's with some guy whom I don't know. Oh, he's a stuntman who is going to be shot out of a cannon (get it?) into slime.
Nick Cannon apparently has not had grammar in school, "He don't wear no helmet" The curse of the double negative. "He gonna git shot outta cannon, y'all." Come on, I saw parts of "Love Don't Cost a Thing," I know he can do better than that. But then again, I also saw, "Drumline" and know that he could do worse.
Jesse McCartney (oh god, the screams) and Jamie Lynn Spears. Britney's mini-me.
Here was Ms. Spears on the red carpet:
He looks all rag tag. With a weird jacket, shirt, tie, She is so the cuter Spears sister, she's got really dark hair--I love it.
-Favorite Carton: The fairly oddparents, The Simpsons, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Winner: Sponge Bob, animation ensues.
God I'm old--I've only seen the Simpsons.
Ben Stiller's delivery: "I love that cartoon, I watch it every morning while my mom ties my shoes--wait, I mean, my wife...and she's tying my ferrari!"
I'm sorry, but that made me laugh.
Alyssa Milano and George Lopez (shouldn't he be at the Michael Jackson Trial)? An odder pair cannot be found.
She's got a femmullet, he strikes out with a joke
Favorite TV actor: Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher (I hate the world), Romeo, Frankie Muniz
Winner: Romeo (what?)
He's very pimptastic. All the girls scream. Master P is with him...oh, real nice, Dad, getting into your son's limelight. WHOA, Romeo's voice is so changed. Who else thinks he's getting tons of poon tang after the show? I do, I do! He thanks God, he's got so many diamonds in his glasses.
Mia Hamm and Will Ferrell
I love Will Ferrell. OC what? He is so effin cool. "You're looking a little creaky, in your soccer form, MIA." "Actually no I don't." He challenges her to a soccer dual. She's married to Nomah. She gets very loud chants. The target is moving and it's tiny. His target is this huge mammoth of a target. "I'm the man!" I wonder what drugs he's on, I want some. He gets slimed from gatorade coolers.
Ben Stiller's wearing a rastafarrian wig and a bear suit--that's his character suggestion for Star Wars.
Hayden Christenson, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, Darth Vader (I will only be impressed if it's James Earl Jones inside, other than that, sorry)
Favorite Male Singer: Chingy, LL Cool J (does he really appeal to the children? I mean) Nelly, Usher,
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware this category was RAP/Hip-Hop only. Where's the love for my man Ryan Cabrera/Jesse McCartney? They are the same artist right?
And are those artists above really appropriate for kids to listen to? I mean, I don't know if I want kids to take off their clothes when they get hot. Don't even get me started on LL's lyrics. Doin' it. Enough said.
Winner: Usher, he also wins favorite song for "Burn." He stops to converse with Jamie Foxx. Usher has this whole accepting awards thing down pat. He thanks his fans gracefully--he says, listen to your parents because they know good, brush your teeth, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins. You can be anything you want to be as long as you believe in yourself. He thanks them for not sliming him.
Justin Timberlake. He looks like emo. He's wearing a black zip down sweatshirt, vintage tee, and denim. with black hat. and wristcuff
His voice hasn't changed since the MMC. That's weird. His hidden talent "Brain Fountain" his hat squirts shit out at people.
Hidden talents:
All That girl, arms behind her back and climbing through it--fucking scary; Cameron Diaz egg talks like pig latin, good for fooling paparazzi, I suppose; Jamie Foxx moves his eyes all scary like, Jessica Alba, her thumb bends completely back. Sick.
Drake and Josh and Ice Cube (billed last, I'm sorry, Ice). Aww a little girl's face lights up when she see the boys. So cute. Drake says, "Cube, Sir?" Best ever.
Favorite TV actress: Raven (love her), Eve, Hilary Duff, Alyssa Milano
Winner: Raven
She's cute in this sparkley white frock. The army pants have to go though. OMG, I want her hello kitty bling bling necklace. She's high...and squealy.
Favorite Athlete: Tony Hawk (surprise, surprise)
Guy gets shot out of Cannon into vat of slime--they call it the "Nick Cannon", introduced by Nick Cannon. Get it? This humor is above me.
Ben Stiller is presenting Halle Berry and the girl sitting next to him looks like she wants to die.
Halle Berry(very cute with her long hair, gold sparkly jacket) presents Queen Latifah as the Kids Choice Wannabe (you want to be her, not that she's a wannabe--I could see how that could be confusing though)
They show clips from her movies and music. Where's the living single clips? Remember that show--no, me either. I loved her in Chicago. Loved it. She isn't wearing a lot of makeup which I find totally refreshing because we have a dirth of natural looking people in Hollywood.
All That is still on? This is news to me. The cast announces the winner of Favorite Female Singer: Avril Lavigne (she's not there, it's not punk rock enough)
Adam Brody!!! and Amber Tamblyn
God he's hot. She's almost as tall as him, with heels of course. He's wearing a black sweater over a black polo and jeans. He's so hot. Good lord.
He asks her what her co-star God is like. She's like, "That's just a part I play on TV, I mean, you're not a neurotic, spazzy guy from the OC are you?"
"Actually, yes I am." Ha!
"Oh, Okay, well I am an actress, Joan of Arcadia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (nice plug!)."
Then this booming God voice says, "Get on with it already" as the lights flicker on and off. Adam's like, see I told you so.
Favorite Movie Actress: Halle Berry (for Catwoman? We shouldn't be lauding that!), Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan (god I love Mean Girls--they show a clip where Rachel McAdams completely shines), Drew Barrymore (I hated 50 first dates, mostly because of Rob Schneider)
She's about to pop a boob there. That is certainly not Kids Choice. Federlines.
Winner: Hilary Duff, I think she sent Haylie in her place. No it's her. Adam is like, OMG I hate my life. She's wearing a little bo peep shirt and black pants. Her voice is so fucking weird because she can't open her mouth. "It's like totally cool that I got to be on stage two years in a row for this, thanks!" She sounds like an uber-ditz. I think her jaw is wired half shut because she can't move her mouth. Her teeth are clinched tightly. She thanks the fans, her parents and her sister Haylie because she wants to be just like her. No you don't, Hilary. No. WE will not have two Haylie Duffs in this world.
Amanda Bynes and some Devin guy: "That band you saw behind Hilary Duff is Simple Plan."
He says, "Shut UP!"
"What did you say to me?"
"No, their song is Shut UP."
"Oh. Here's Simple Plan."
Oh David, so emo. I've met Simple Plan. Sebastian is the most charming guy you'll meet from a Canadian punk boy band. Yeah, suck it Bizzy D. Pierre was an ass. But I still like him. David and I shared a moment. I did say Je Vondre ton bebe to him. I don't know what that means.
They say they're going to play another ong and when they do, slime comes out of all their instruments. See, I knew the instruments weren't real. I'm just kidding, they play and sing live. I've seen them before, I can attest to this.
Justin's back to reveal the winner of the celebrity hidden talent contest. Winner: Jamie Foxx.
Cannon Ball guy--they bring in the Donald to say "You're fired" as he gets fired from the Cannon. clever. Nick Cannon freaks out. Hilarity. He makes it into a net of slime.
Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett-Smith costars of Madagascar (Ben Stiller is in it too and he shamelessly plugs!)--Jada is hot. Chris: Is brooklyn in the house? She plays a hippo, he plays a zebra.
Chris: I know a lot of your friends play tag and dodgeball, but if you see them taking steroids, STOP them, please! Jada and I both laugh at that.
Favorite voice for an animated movie: Eddie Murphy (shrek 2), mike myers (shrek 2), Will Smith (shark tale), Cameron Diaz (shrek 2)
That's a 75% probability. That's pretty high. No Incredibles? Come on. Will Smith. Wow he is magical and beats the odds. And his wife is on stage. He hugs the crowd.
He wants us to remember this: this is the key to life, running and reading. Running because there's a person that talks to you (i'm tired, no way i can continue and you want to quit) defeat that person when you're running, you'll be able to not quit. Reading because there's nothing you experience that hasn't already been felt and written by someone else. He is wise, this Will Smith.
Favorite Movie: The incredibles. Good choice, kids.
The end of the show: surprise celebrity sliming. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. JOHNNY DEPP OMG I love him. He's so hot. And dreamy and 21 jumpstreet. He's wearing a shirt, jeans, white tee, wrist cuff, his glasses. HOT. He stands on a bullseye. He and Ben stiller trade places, because now Ben wants to be slimed. Johnny pulls the lever and he still gets slimed. HOT. He's so hot. Stiller rolls around in slime. Johnny is sooo hot, even in slime. Good god.
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New Episode this week, The Risky Business. I hope more Bob Seger is played. And I really hope Seth comes rolling out in a white shirt and boxers. That would be so hot.
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Thanks for all of the comments in the last post--I really appreciated it and I feel I got to know some of you a little bit better. In the same vain, here are a few more random facts--I'll put them under a cut if you don't want to read them:
I love Conan O'Brien. Love him, want to have red headed stepchildren with him.
One of my goals in life is to be on a VH1 clip show (hopefully something like Awesomely Bad Girls, I love the 2000s, any sort of Blender magazine/Us Weekly magazine countdown thing; but I'll settle for Best Week Ever) with the Meredith Brooks song, "Bitch" in the background. I can actually imagine it in my head. I've got your number, Omarosa.
I want to be like Chuck Klosterman and write funny things (I do not want to look like him though).
I do not consider myself a hipster (or hipster doofus) of any sort. It may seem like I do, but really, all of my cred is lost when I admit to liking the things I like.
I collect those weird pressed penny things, you know you stick a penny in the machine with like 2 quarters, and then it gets pressed into some sort of picture on it. I have like a lot of them, it's very odd, I know. I love those things, but I try not to get the ones at Disneyland, since they cost like a buck now.
I probably know more useless facts about sports, music, television and movies than you. j/k, I said that to be mean. But really, this is the only information that I can retain. I'm pretty sure I could give Mark McGrath a run for his money on Rock N Roll Jeopardy.
EDIT: The OC Mix 4 Soundtrack comes out today. How did I ever forget about this? I live to pimp this kind of stuff. I'm losing my edge, I'm getting old.
I really was surprised at the volume of people who replied to the last entry, I didn't know that many read this journal: thanks! Add me to your friends on myspace if you want: it's mighty myspace time and I'm the yellow ranger