[Also includes a copy of Kenilworthy Whisp's latest novel, cover slightly bent]
Marlow,
I'm a fan of cliches, did you know? Did you also know that knocking over a whole display of novels when trying to hide like a slightly crazy person causes damages? Awkward damages to poor defenseless books. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Have a good day. Let me know if you've got a free moment when you're not feeling maudlin or awkward. I mean, I'll take you like that, too, but you're more fun for me when you're cheeky.
-Z