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Jun 26, 2011 00:06

I planned on sleeping until at least noon but ended up forced to go to a brunch at 9:30. A brunch that turned into a blind date. I may or may not have been signed over into an arranged marriage. I wasn't awake enough to pay any attention and I didn't much care about it either way anyway.

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shotofblonde June 26 2011, 04:44:02 UTC

Excuse me?

rockinriah June 26 2011, 04:47:37 UTC

Megs! Be a doll and come visit.

And ask my mum if I'm engaged on your way up, yeah?

shotofblonde June 26 2011, 04:50:57 UTC

You're not serious?

I mean, what the ever-loving fuck hell?

Has your mum lost her marbles?

rockinriah June 26 2011, 04:53:04 UTC

Possibly. I don't really know.

Everyone was speaking in French. You know how bad I am at French. I could just have been wearing a particularly charming hat.

shotofblonde June 26 2011, 04:56:02 UTC

That's it. I'm kidnapping you.

I can't have you being married off to some crazy French lady with terrible taste in hats.

(Sorry, but it had to be said.)

rockinriah June 26 2011, 05:02:30 UTC

Are there benefits to being kidnapped? What kind of perks come with that.

And I resent that. I have killer taste in hats.

shotofblonde June 27 2011, 01:38:24 UTC

24/7 me?

The first step is admitting you have a problem and since you're not ready to do that, I am afraid this conversation is going to go nowhere.

rockinriah June 27 2011, 01:46:50 UTC

I could live with that.

You're deranged. I try to look past it because I'm a good friend, but sometimes it's hard.

Also, come save me. Linney's planning my wedding. There will be teal and periwinkle (what color is that again? Is it the blueish one?)

shotofblonde June 27 2011, 01:50:05 UTC

It frightens me that you knew that.

Fine. I'm always saving your arse, aren't I? I'm going to start charging soon. But I'll give you a discount due to the whole friendship thing.

rockinriah June 27 2011, 01:52:39 UTC

I'll pay you in hats. Lots of hats. All individually approved of by me.

You're welcome.

shotofblonde June 27 2011, 01:56:56 UTC

I can make anything look cute.

rockinriah June 27 2011, 02:20:12 UTC

It's cute that you think that.

shotofblonde June 27 2011, 02:21:24 UTC

It's cute that you say that you think it's cute that I think that.

rockinriah June 27 2011, 02:33:34 UTC

I'm always cute.

shotofblonde June 27 2011, 02:35:52 UTC

Except in those ugly hats.

See. This conversation is just going in circles.

I'm coming to kidnap you.

rockinriah June 27 2011, 02:56:10 UTC

Brill. I'm staring at the wall, pining until you show up.

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