I blame my parents for my childhood
I just wasted a chunk of my life on this survey, now you can too! Just condense 15 years of your life into hastily-typed, preferably sarcastic incomplete sentences and you're ready to play!
1. What was the first car your family had?:
I vaguely remember a station wagon... but that seems too posh. The first one I remember was a Honda Civic hatchback, I think.
2. What was the name of your first pet and why?
There were lots of frogs and fish and ants who didn't take their time in dying, and I can't recall a single name. In which case, Harley is the first pet ever.
4. What was the name of your elementary school?
Hubert G. Olson Elementary School and Tanning Salon
5. Who was your first best friend?
The first one whose full name I recall (probably a requirement for a best friend) is Michael Wall.
6. Are you still friends today, and if not what happened?
Lord no. Last I heard about him, he had an e-mail address that suggested he was an afficianado of S&M. This was an e-mail address that his mom gave to my mom.
7. What was your favorite board game?
Clue.
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?
Of course I did.
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek?
Shadowrun.
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid?
Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
11. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
No but I often clutch a pillow. It's just about comfort, okay?
12. Who was the first person you looked up to as a kid?
Probably my mom.
13. Who was your favorite relative?
Ugh. I didn't like most of them. Either my uncle Adam or my grandma.
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?
average.
15. Were you teased in school?
Probably, but I didn't pay much attention or I'd tease right back.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher?
I had a crush on Mrs. Clausen, who had a prominent FUPA.
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher?
Mrs. Rahm. She hated me so much, but all I could do was smirk when she yelled at me.
18. What was your best subject in school?
English.
19. What was your worst subject in school?
Gym.
20. Did you do well in Physical Education?
I wouldn't say 'well.'
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger?
not noticably.
22.who was your favorite band as a kid?
Weird Al, thr cast recording of Joeseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid?
Little Shop of Horrors
24. Did your parents read to you?
I read to them
25. Did you have a favorite book?
which year? Barmi was then and still is my favorite book.
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid?
the Pizza Hut at 98th and Normandale.
27. What TV or movie star did you have a crush on?
Julie Andrews
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking?
no way she's hot
29. Who was your first crush in school?
some chick named Kim. Turns out, she was dumb.
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up?
I doubt I thought about any car that didn't fly.
31. Did your parents spank you?
Yes.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid?
I can't remember my parents being married.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married?
see last question.
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened?
2.
35. Did you ever run away from home?
All the time.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses?
N/A
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?
I was in orthadontic hell for like 10 or 15 years.
38. If you're male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream?
I think like 15 or so, I'm not sure
49. Both sexes when did you start shaving?
14
50. Girls when did you start wearing a bra?
last night
51. What was your first kiss like?
The first kiss of my adolescence was at Valley West, the strip mall near my house. I was 14 with this poor deluded seventh grader who had found me to fixate upon. Her friend was seated next to us on the bench in the main corridor, and I can only imagine what the passersby thought of these dorking looking kids awkwardly exploring one another's bodies right in front of Marshall's, down the hall from the Hallmark store.
52. What did you do on your first date?
see last question.
53. How old were you when you first drank?
I think 12 or so.
1. What was the first car your family had?:
I vaguely remember a station wagon... but that seems too posh. The first one I remember was a Honda Civic hatchback, I think.
2. What was the name of your first pet and why?
There were lots of frogs and fish and ants who didn't take their time in dying, and I can't recall a single name. In which case, Harley is the first pet ever.
4. What was the name of your elementary school?
Hubert G. Olson Elementary School and Tanning Salon
5. Who was your first best friend?
The first one whose full name I recall (probably a requirement for a best friend) is Michael Wall.
6. Are you still friends today, and if not what happened?
Lord no. Last I heard about him, he had an e-mail address that suggested he was an afficianado of S&M. This was an e-mail address that his mom gave to my mom.
7. What was your favorite board game?
Clue.
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?
Of course I did.
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek?
Shadowrun.
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid?
Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
11. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
No but I often clutch a pillow. It's just about comfort, okay?
12. Who was the first person you looked up to as a kid?
Probably my mom.
13. Who was your favorite relative?
Ugh. I didn't like most of them. Either my uncle Adam or my grandma.
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?
average.
15. Were you teased in school?
Probably, but I didn't pay much attention or I'd tease right back.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher?
I had a crush on Mrs. Clausen, who had a prominent FUPA.
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher?
Mrs. Rahm. She hated me so much, but all I could do was smirk when she yelled at me.
18. What was your best subject in school?
English.
19. What was your worst subject in school?
Gym.
20. Did you do well in Physical Education?
I wouldn't say 'well.'
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger?
not noticably.
22.who was your favorite band as a kid?
Weird Al, thr cast recording of Joeseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid?
Little Shop of Horrors
24. Did your parents read to you?
I read to them
25. Did you have a favorite book?
which year? Barmi was then and still is my favorite book.
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid?
the Pizza Hut at 98th and Normandale.
27. What TV or movie star did you have a crush on?
Julie Andrews
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking?
no way she's hot
29. Who was your first crush in school?
some chick named Kim. Turns out, she was dumb.
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up?
I doubt I thought about any car that didn't fly.
31. Did your parents spank you?
Yes.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid?
I can't remember my parents being married.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married?
see last question.
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened?
2.
35. Did you ever run away from home?
All the time.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses?
N/A
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?
I was in orthadontic hell for like 10 or 15 years.
38. If you're male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream?
I think like 15 or so, I'm not sure
49. Both sexes when did you start shaving?
14
50. Girls when did you start wearing a bra?
last night
51. What was your first kiss like?
The first kiss of my adolescence was at Valley West, the strip mall near my house. I was 14 with this poor deluded seventh grader who had found me to fixate upon. Her friend was seated next to us on the bench in the main corridor, and I can only imagine what the passersby thought of these dorking looking kids awkwardly exploring one another's bodies right in front of Marshall's, down the hall from the Hallmark store.
52. What did you do on your first date?
see last question.
53. How old were you when you first drank?
I think 12 or so.