do you have a moment to answer some questions for me?
I got burning questions, and I need you to answer them. I was really hoping to build one of them fancy lj polls, but I quickly discovered that one must pay for that privelidge. Please choose the answer that fits best.
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1. Minnesota is prettier _________.
(a)in the summer
(b)in the winter
(c)than Iowa
(d)after the second bottle of Robotussin
2. Financially, middle-class Europeans are ___________ than middle-class Americans.
(a)better off
(b)not any different
(c)slightly worse off
(d)much worse off
3. If your poop were a pudding, it would be ____________.
(a)butterscotch
(b)tapioca
(c)packaged with a Pokemon card
(d)easier to fit on a spoon
4. If you were to go on a date with me in which I farted, you would be ____________.
(a)mortified
(b)angry
(c)aroused
(d)that girl I went out with the other night
NEWS FLASH: Paul Magers thanks you for the time you spent answering these questions, and wishes you a pleasant holiday season.
fill in the blanks
1. Minnesota is prettier _________.
(a)in the summer
(b)in the winter
(c)than Iowa
(d)after the second bottle of Robotussin
2. Financially, middle-class Europeans are ___________ than middle-class Americans.
(a)better off
(b)not any different
(c)slightly worse off
(d)much worse off
3. If your poop were a pudding, it would be ____________.
(a)butterscotch
(b)tapioca
(c)packaged with a Pokemon card
(d)easier to fit on a spoon
4. If you were to go on a date with me in which I farted, you would be ____________.
(a)mortified
(b)angry
(c)aroused
(d)that girl I went out with the other night
NEWS FLASH: Paul Magers thanks you for the time you spent answering these questions, and wishes you a pleasant holiday season.