Please! Don't sodomize the trees!
Alright,
My day was as about bad as the condition of Shaq's bookshelf.
My day was as lousy as one of Shaq's freethrows.
My day made me more cross that Shaq's vision.
Why the shaq attack? Because, quite frankly, I think shaq would be better off in life as a tree: tall, dumb, and can photosynthesize sunlight quite nicely.
Now, i shall lead you on in my rant on the wonderful relm of my last 8 hours.
1. FCAT- The only thing worse than taking a test intended for morons, if being in a class full of them.
the only thing keeping me from going steven sugull on all of them was probaly the fact that i was thrashing my head mercilessly against my desk. That gaggle of honking morons would not shut up if the columbian mafia walked in with a 12 pack of whuup-ass.
2. Free time- or should i say head ache? when normal people like myself get free time, I read or play chess. why can the rest of stranahan be more civilized? my entire 7th hour i just stood outside the door and plug my fingers in my ears.
3. Ignorance- dont you just hate people who think they are better than you when in fact they couldn't divide 100 by 10? my 3rd hour was an entire argument between the teacher and the dumb people. they were pissed because they have bad grades. well, you have absolutely no one to blame for your grades except your self (unless notified differently by a doctor)
4. Vending machines- 'nuff said
5. people- again, 'nuff said.
All in all, life sucks, you suck, and your grandmother sucks exceptionally hard.
-one to many aneurysms, Josh
My day was as about bad as the condition of Shaq's bookshelf.
My day was as lousy as one of Shaq's freethrows.
My day made me more cross that Shaq's vision.
Why the shaq attack? Because, quite frankly, I think shaq would be better off in life as a tree: tall, dumb, and can photosynthesize sunlight quite nicely.
Now, i shall lead you on in my rant on the wonderful relm of my last 8 hours.
1. FCAT- The only thing worse than taking a test intended for morons, if being in a class full of them.
the only thing keeping me from going steven sugull on all of them was probaly the fact that i was thrashing my head mercilessly against my desk. That gaggle of honking morons would not shut up if the columbian mafia walked in with a 12 pack of whuup-ass.
2. Free time- or should i say head ache? when normal people like myself get free time, I read or play chess. why can the rest of stranahan be more civilized? my entire 7th hour i just stood outside the door and plug my fingers in my ears.
3. Ignorance- dont you just hate people who think they are better than you when in fact they couldn't divide 100 by 10? my 3rd hour was an entire argument between the teacher and the dumb people. they were pissed because they have bad grades. well, you have absolutely no one to blame for your grades except your self (unless notified differently by a doctor)
4. Vending machines- 'nuff said
5. people- again, 'nuff said.
All in all, life sucks, you suck, and your grandmother sucks exceptionally hard.
-one to many aneurysms, Josh