Guffins Xenophilia challange, part 4
They always need money, so Novo can abuse the system of pregnancy leaves.
Flitterbud's date is still going on and still failing miserably.
Only one more baby birthday! YES!!!
Outunn
Quurp
Amarantha, we need to discuss your taste in clothing....
Eee, so cute. I never get this in my game (don't worry, a second bottle was being brought to them as they fought over this one)
Date: Still sucks.
Since this girl was such an asshole, I let Amarantha gross her out XD
Last time!
Why are you thumb-wrestling with a kid you dislike??
Barnchaser grew up, all alone and ignored. And those stupid kids keep trying to get abducted. I turn the telescope around now though.
Oh, you like the maid, do you? That can be arranged, you definitely deserve it.
"The freezer has snow in it, please fix that." All freezer do, and that's not even a flirt.
Benidict went with Ke'Shaunn to collage and is already preparing for taking care of kids (he's a family sim)
Charming, Novo, Charming
Maybe later.
Still cute <3
Another trip downtown.
Not before Brainstorm has a chance to hae on his baby brother, though.
What is it with this stupid lemonade stand that sims like so much?
Quake in your shoes!
Yeah, you tell yourself that.
"The enemy of my unsexy is my sexy friend"
Barnchaser does not approve of other people using the family computer.
Jeeze, calm your tits, Barnchaser. Why so angry all of a sudden? (It's the lemonade, isn't it?)
Novo didn't have enough money to pay the maid and she just had to take the playground equipment. Of all the things....
Barnchaser tries to make friends with ..., but with the ulteriour motive of fixing her sexual orientation in favor of her big sis,
What the hell, guys? Who are you, what did we ever do to you and who the hell is this person you're raging over?
I don't think the fix worked.
"I can't wait to pack my book and get out of here, before I get sick of this like Amarantha."
She wished for beauty this time because there was NO ONE she was interested in.
Oh, that can definitely be arranged.
Somewhere, at some point, there was a new baby. A horror baby, named Minxx Funk.
You guys were not brought here to be friends with each other, you know.
Yay.
I was of course gonna send Barnchaser to college but then this happened. Whoops.
Gail doesn't seem to happy that all her siblings have found love, except for her.
If you weren't siblings, I'd be worried. Instead I can be worried about Barnchaser bitching about being to bored to do her homework, so her grades will improve and she can go to collage! Shut it lady, time's ticking!
Fuck you, Barnchaser.
I repeat, fuck you!
You have no one to blame but yourself.
Oh, get over yourself. You'll still live a good life and get married to the sim right across from you.... Maybe that's not very comforting though...
Somehow, Novosibrisk managed to get promoted.
The forgotten horror child grew up. She looks better than she did as a toddler.
Why is eating a funny-smelling salmon even an option?
I don't think this letter is for you, Five.
The twins grow up.
No! And I apparently forgot to screencap his stats, he's a fortune sim.
Flitterbud fails at getting her first kiss from someone she just met. What a shocker.
Novo, however, gets hers. Mother of 10+ kids, never been kissed O.o
He's in the slacker career and sucks at it, it seems.
...I don't know what he wished for but it didn't go well.
That doesn't deter Five though.
He brought home a vampire... *facepalm*
Outunn has a new friend.
,
They're more than friends, it seems. At this rate, all the Gong spares are getting paired off to Guffins kids.
They're still afraid to be nude.
I invited mr. vampire over and he and the other elvis-hair kid got along great.... Again, not why you're here....
NO!
Oh, and this toddler is Mummah, the last kid Novo is forced to have! You didn't want to see her birth and age transition, did you? They're all the same anyway.
Outunn is trying to charm the wrong man, I think (look at the sim behind the flower-arranging station).
I want to remind you that Laika and Marie are sisters, that's all.
These 4 love dirty jokes. It's ALL they did!
No, you have a 3-bolt girlfriend.
They're getting married!
Conflicted much?
Quurp reached the top of his career.
Ew.
Outunn has no luck.
This is all Minxx Funk does.
D:
:D
Stop crying and put your kid to bed. The road to success isn't without bumps, you know.
Uh, Quurp? What the hell?
Toddlers: DONE!
Mmm, pizza *dreamy eyes*
Was it awful or awesome? Mak up your mind!
Date time!
I repeat, mother of 10+ kids, still a virgin.
Stranger danger! Muscular information... This is so wrong.
I don't want Novo to be an elder before the kids grow up and she can marry Marie.
I present to you the new horror film from Crazyfinger productions: Minxx Funk eating.
Available on box.com soon.
How does one eat 24 donuts in a row? Jesus F. Christ.
I'm curious if Novo had a kid with Marie, would the kid strip down when it took shower or go Guffins?
Outunn wanteed to get a badge in cosmetology.
She finally "fixed" Minkxx.
Mummah of course got a makeover too,
Still dangerously close to elderhood.
Uh oh...
Oh.
That miht be arranged, if he likes girls.
One second though, he's to busy getting scholarships and flower arranging badge.
Haytoter and Haytoter are here, that can only mean one thing...
Minxx Funk is a teenager!
Good god! And she's a family sim...
Hello there, ack for some Quurp time?
Quurp doesn't want to let other sims enjoy his fantastic math equations.
First day of teenhood, already maxed the body skill. Go Minxx!
Outunn continues to be classy.
NO, NO, NO!
"Are you ready to take it to the next level?"
I know it's against the rules, but meh. Novo deserves it so much.
Minxx and her boyfriend go downtown on a date and ... is grossed out.
I wonder why.
"You suck."
"No, hey, have a gift. Haham you like me now, don't you, DON'T YOU?"
Someone has self-esteem issues.
It's outing time for Minxx and her new step-mom. As you can see, it's a roaring success.
It's wedding time! Not that Haytoter and Haywire care.
"Hey guys, what's going on? Why's everyone cheering? Where's mom?"
<3 They're soooo cute
Thanks, guys.
My sentiment exactly.
This is the bartender. He's really something else, isn't he. Imagine him and Minxx getting together...
Robin Hood, the ledgend of the man in tights, distributing worthless marbles to his friends.
Mummah is now a teenager!
And with her stats cleared up, sexual orentiation obvious, the Gong-Guffins fethis still going strong, Mummah and Minxx Funk get shipped of to collage and the challange is finished!
Wow, this was exhaustin but a lot of fun. My advice to anyone is to remove the damn triples and quads hack and NOT get the twin perk. 10 births are enough without twins!
I'm playing them in uni and plan to do an uni update, and then I'll upload the kids. I'm sure Minxx will be in high demand *sarcasm*
Birthday photobomber: Marko voleste
Quurp's saviour: Benidict the_caaah
Ms. werewolf: Luna fantacymuffin
Teens who ignored MY teens: Oddessa simchester and Janikke Voleste
Flitterbud's failed kiss: Susie tehlobster
Vampire boy: Novie whysimswhy
Grossed-out girl: Bri cecile_k
Outing: Nolan fancymuffin and Natia jens_sims