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Apr 06, 2005 12:46

Geez Watto's a funny bloke. This is the email he sent me last night


Congratulations,

Due to your lack of poker skill (I am looking in Chris' direction), you have been invited to participate in a special tutorial titled "Poker: Playing With Style, Finesse and Honour", followed by another entitled "Poker: Losing With Style, Finesse and Honour at the hands of the Host." These once in a lifetime opportunities are occurring at the Watson Institute of Drinking and Gambling, located at 9 Rockview Court, Warrnambool (For map click here) on Saturday April 9 at 6:30 pm. Proceedings will start off with a relatively free BBQ. Sausages, patties and bread will be provided, but if you want any other kind of meat or salad you will need to bring it yourself.

If you have any queries regarding this arrangement, please do not hesitate to contact your tutor, Mr. Matthew. P. Watson (a.k.a The Winner) by e-mail or telephone

Special notes for special people:

Christopher Michael Bellman - Bring your boxes of tricks as per usual
James Damien Moulden- Remember to bring $5. Now that's dollars, not spuds.
Ryan Tiffany Robertson - $5. It's not alot. Just pinch some footy tipping money if you need to ;-) .
Angus Michelle Macpherson - Your hair looks funny.
Mouldy again - Cut the cow in half before you come, we can fit it all on the spit if we do it that way ;-)

See you then losers,

Watto.

P.S. The house does not run a line of credit. Remember to bring your money.
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