santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, eothos (-5000 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole maidenmairadde's purse (30 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4309 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Rockin_Robin86