SaY sOmEtHiNg ElSe..........................!
ALABAMA GIRLS
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> Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had
given
>their new wives duties.
>
>
> The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged
that he
>had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning
>that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days,
but
>on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were
all
>washed and put away.
>
>
> The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that
he
>had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the
dishes,
>and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
>results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
was
>clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>
> The third had married an Alabama girl. He said that he told
her
>that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,
>laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the
>first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything,
>but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a
>little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
load
>the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
>
>
> Gotta love those Alabama girls!
>
>
> Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had
given
>their new wives duties.
>
>
> The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged
that he
>had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning
>that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days,
but
>on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were
all
>washed and put away.
>
>
> The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that
he
>had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the
dishes,
>and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
>results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
was
>clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>
> The third had married an Alabama girl. He said that he told
her
>that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,
>laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the
>first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything,
>but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a
>little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
load
>the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
>
>
> Gotta love those Alabama girls!