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40 REASONS WHY WHORES ARE MY HEROS
By Annie Sprinkle
1. Whores have the ability to share their most private, sensitive
bodyparts with total strangers.
2. Whores have access to places that other people don't.
3. Whores challenge sexual mores.
4. Whores are playful.
5. Whores are tough.
6. Whores have careers based on giving pleasure.
7. Whores are creative.
8. Whore are adventurous and dare to live dangerously.
9. Whores teach people how to be better lovers.
10. Whores are multicultural and multigendered.
11. Whores give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems.
12. Whores have fun.
13. Whores wear exciting clothes.
14. Whores have patience and tolerance for people that other people could
never manage to put up with.
15. Whores make lonely people less lonely.
16. Whores are independent.
17. Whores teach people how to have safer sex.
18. Whores are a tradition.
19. Whores are hip.
20. Whores have a good sense of humor.
21. Whores relieve millions of people of unwanted stress and tension.
22. Whores heal.
23. Whores endure despite of the fact that many people have prejudice against
them.
24. Whores make good money.
25. Whores always have a job.
26. Whores are sexy and erotic.
27. Whores have special talents that other people don't have. Not everyone has
what it takes to be a whore.
28. Whores are interesting people with lots of exciting life stories.
29. Whores get laid a lot.
30. Whores help people explore their sexual desires.
31. Whores explore their own sexual desires.
32. Whores are not afraid of sex.
33. Whores hustle.
34. Whores sparkle.
35. Whores are entertaining.
36. Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs.
37. Whores are not ashamed to be naked.
38. Whores help the handicapped.
39. Whores make their own hours.
40. Whores are rebelling against the absurd, patriarchal, sex-negative
laws against their profession and
fighting for the legal right to receive financial compensation for
their valuable work.
40 REASONS WHY WHORES ARE MY HEROS
By Annie Sprinkle
1. Whores have the ability to share their most private, sensitive
bodyparts with total strangers.
2. Whores have access to places that other people don't.
3. Whores challenge sexual mores.
4. Whores are playful.
5. Whores are tough.
6. Whores have careers based on giving pleasure.
7. Whores are creative.
8. Whore are adventurous and dare to live dangerously.
9. Whores teach people how to be better lovers.
10. Whores are multicultural and multigendered.
11. Whores give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems.
12. Whores have fun.
13. Whores wear exciting clothes.
14. Whores have patience and tolerance for people that other people could
never manage to put up with.
15. Whores make lonely people less lonely.
16. Whores are independent.
17. Whores teach people how to have safer sex.
18. Whores are a tradition.
19. Whores are hip.
20. Whores have a good sense of humor.
21. Whores relieve millions of people of unwanted stress and tension.
22. Whores heal.
23. Whores endure despite of the fact that many people have prejudice against
them.
24. Whores make good money.
25. Whores always have a job.
26. Whores are sexy and erotic.
27. Whores have special talents that other people don't have. Not everyone has
what it takes to be a whore.
28. Whores are interesting people with lots of exciting life stories.
29. Whores get laid a lot.
30. Whores help people explore their sexual desires.
31. Whores explore their own sexual desires.
32. Whores are not afraid of sex.
33. Whores hustle.
34. Whores sparkle.
35. Whores are entertaining.
36. Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs.
37. Whores are not ashamed to be naked.
38. Whores help the handicapped.
39. Whores make their own hours.
40. Whores are rebelling against the absurd, patriarchal, sex-negative
laws against their profession and
fighting for the legal right to receive financial compensation for
their valuable work.