Because I felt like it,
and because Natalie said that she'd never seen Aladdin. :O
Nurie Analyzes the Heroines of Disney
Jasmine - Okay, she gets props for having a pet tiger and for being able to do that jumping-on-top-of-buildings thing with a stick, but her outfit was WAY too skanky for an ARABIC princess, and SHE MADE OUT WITH JAFAR IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND. Liekwtf.
Ariel - Yeah, so she can sing. But she decided to totally ABANDON her family and her way of life for this dude who she saw ONCE and IMMEDIATELY fell in love with. And he wasn't even all that hot. Eric. *snarf* Who'd date anyone called Eric?! This guy called Eric stole my CD player in Year 9. He was a professional golfer, so it wasn't like HE COULDN'T AFFORD ONE OF HIS OWN. Fucking Erics.
Belle - Belle = winnar. NERD GIRLZ REPRESENT. She reads books! And she totally eschewed Gaston with a firm hand and like, loved teh Beast for the person inside n'stuff, totally not caring about appearances or anything. :D Go Belle! Gaston, on the other hand, was a fool. There were those three hawt blonde chicks following him around everywhere, and he decided to go for the one girl he couldn't have. :p Guys, let that be a lesson to you.
Mulan - Mulan kicks ass. She, like me, is not afraid to cut her own hair by herself. (except that she, unlike me, did it to become all reverse-traplike and to slay some Huns, as opposed to like, just doing it because of boredom) She made a stand for azn chicks EVERYWHERE. You don't have to be all prissy and memorise some lines to snag a dude, you STICK IT TO THE MAN, PRETEND YOU ARE ONE TO GET ONE! Wait. I wonder if Shang realised that he liked Mulan while she was still being Ping? Oooh. Homosexual stirrings! :p
Aurora - Yeah. Following the creepy green light with the scary music was a REALLY SMART THING TO DO. And when the fairies told her she was a princess, what did she do? She CRIED. Stupid girl. And she did that whole falling-in-love-with-the-first-dude-you-see thing! Ah well, she was blonde.
Snow White - Okay, she can cook and help out around the house. But she LET THE WITCH INTO THE HOUSE, even when she was explicitly told not to let ANYONE in. Sometimes, people are waay too nice. And she believed that the poisonned apple was a 'magic wishing' one. Gullible AND a doormat? Not a good combination.
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I feel proud. I got all the corridor guys into Haruhi. And I got the girls into Ouran, which was ALSO about a girl called Haruhi. :D Haruhis just rule, k?
Have a nice weekend, flist dearest. x)
Nurie Analyzes the Heroines of Disney
Jasmine - Okay, she gets props for having a pet tiger and for being able to do that jumping-on-top-of-buildings thing with a stick, but her outfit was WAY too skanky for an ARABIC princess, and SHE MADE OUT WITH JAFAR IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND. Liekwtf.
Ariel - Yeah, so she can sing. But she decided to totally ABANDON her family and her way of life for this dude who she saw ONCE and IMMEDIATELY fell in love with. And he wasn't even all that hot. Eric. *snarf* Who'd date anyone called Eric?! This guy called Eric stole my CD player in Year 9. He was a professional golfer, so it wasn't like HE COULDN'T AFFORD ONE OF HIS OWN. Fucking Erics.
Belle - Belle = winnar. NERD GIRLZ REPRESENT. She reads books! And she totally eschewed Gaston with a firm hand and like, loved teh Beast for the person inside n'stuff, totally not caring about appearances or anything. :D Go Belle! Gaston, on the other hand, was a fool. There were those three hawt blonde chicks following him around everywhere, and he decided to go for the one girl he couldn't have. :p Guys, let that be a lesson to you.
Mulan - Mulan kicks ass. She, like me, is not afraid to cut her own hair by herself. (except that she, unlike me, did it to become all reverse-traplike and to slay some Huns, as opposed to like, just doing it because of boredom) She made a stand for azn chicks EVERYWHERE. You don't have to be all prissy and memorise some lines to snag a dude, you STICK IT TO THE MAN, PRETEND YOU ARE ONE TO GET ONE! Wait. I wonder if Shang realised that he liked Mulan while she was still being Ping? Oooh. Homosexual stirrings! :p
Aurora - Yeah. Following the creepy green light with the scary music was a REALLY SMART THING TO DO. And when the fairies told her she was a princess, what did she do? She CRIED. Stupid girl. And she did that whole falling-in-love-with-the-first-dude-you-see thing! Ah well, she was blonde.
Snow White - Okay, she can cook and help out around the house. But she LET THE WITCH INTO THE HOUSE, even when she was explicitly told not to let ANYONE in. Sometimes, people are waay too nice. And she believed that the poisonned apple was a 'magic wishing' one. Gullible AND a doormat? Not a good combination.
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I feel proud. I got all the corridor guys into Haruhi. And I got the girls into Ouran, which was ALSO about a girl called Haruhi. :D Haruhis just rule, k?
Have a nice weekend, flist dearest. x)