Taunt tiger with slingshot, get your dumb drunk ass eaten

[rocketgeek]

So, it turns out that the two surviving dumbasses at the SF Zoo were found with slingshots on them after the attack... and that there was slingshot ammo in the tiger enclosure. Combined with the fact that the dead dumbass dangled his leg over the wall, and the three of them had demolished a bottle of vodka between them earlier that day, there is no question that this is a Darwin Award plus two honorable mentions.

The two survivors deserve to be charged in the death of the third dumbass as well as the death of the tiger.