Enter clumsy Clarissa, the bandaged bandit!

[bandagedbandit]

[Anyone who happens to have their workstation positioned on the second floor, near the main staircase, is likely to have heard these rather baffling noises: a startled shriek, followed by a loud succession of bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-BANG! sounds, rounded off with a number of screamed profanities. Anyone who happens to be on the second floor staircase (

Comments

[inchesofevil]

...it isn't, no.

What happened?

[bandagedbandit]

I fell down the freakin' stairs!

[Long, odd pause]

...I hate stairs. They've got a vendetta against me, all of them have! Urgh, I'm so dizzy...I feel seasick. Or floorsick. Whatever. I think I need medical attention of sorts...

[inchesofevil]

Hang on, I'll be there in a sec.

I know how it is with stairs. Learned the right way to fall when I was a kid though.

[bandagedbandit]

I dunno, I've fallen down stairs in pretty much every way imaginable, I'm pretty certain that there is no right way to fall down them. The only right thing to do with stairs is to torch them. Trees and cliffs are pretty bad to fall down too, but stairs are the worst offenders! The steps...!! They were designed to be torturous!

...'Kay. Be quick though, I think the world is starting to dissolve...