with the advent of bite-sized technology comes bite-sized information. while some might view a 140 character limit as a challenge; demanding pithy wit or bypass ingenuity, the vast majority are content to compartmentalize their thoughts... thus resulting in a gradual (but eventual) societal small-mindedness.
latest tweets:
ajbellster is chillin ( Read more... )
latest tweets:
ajbellster is chillin ( Read more... )
my old boss asked us to use it so he knew where we were if he needed to talk to us.
So i used to update it:
Jeff is going to go pee.
Jeff is back from peeing. Whew!
Jeff is going for a smoke.
Jeff is slowly killing himself. Yay!
Jeff is going to talk to his boss.
Jeff is back from talking to his boss.
Jeff is going home.
Jeff is back at work.
Jeff is opening photoshop.
Jeff is checking email.
Jeff is responding to email.
Jeff is resizing a logo to send in an email.
Jeff is sending the logo in an email.
Jeff is sending a message on MSN.
Jeff is responding to a message on MSN.
Jeff is minimizing MSN.
Jeff is maximizing Fire Fox to check his facebook.
Jeff is logging into facebook.
Jeff is reading his facebook news feed.
Jeff is going to his Yahoo mail account.
Jeff is reading an email from his mom.
Jeff is not responding to the email from his mom.
Jeff is just got an email from the sales department! Ding!
Jeff is reading the new email.
Jeff is responding to the new email.
Jeff is forwarding the email to his boss.
Jeff is waiting for a reply from his boss.
Jeff is getting a snack from the vending machine.
Jeff is eating chips.
Jeff is going to ask the IT department to add twitter to the blocked site list.
and on that note, people at my work keep inviting me to the fucking Twitter party tomorrow night.
NO NO NO NO NO
i'd beat the shit out of anyone i saw updating their twitter on their mobile - "XXXX is twittering from the twitter party!!"
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